Swearing. You know what...
I fucking hate it when people curse every two fucking seconds. Like, every other fucking word out of their fucking mouth is a fucking motherfucking swear word. I mean, shit, for fuck's sake, what's the fucking point? Doesn't all that fucking swearing get on their nerves, have they no fucking mothers to clip them round the bollixing head, or a fucking sister or some shit to tell them to cop fucking on and stop fucking swearing.
Ever sat upstairs on a fucking bus and listened to a shower of fucking school kids calling each other 'fucking waaaaankers' and 'fuckin' jammy cuuuunts' for a whole fucking bus ride? And then when the cunts get off, your fucking ears are fucking ringing? And call me cunting old fashioned, but it's much fucking worse when it's a fucking bunch of girls doing the fucking swearing. Nothing like a fucking foul mouth on a bitch to get my fucking dander up. Don't get me wrong, I swear every so often. I mean sometimes you just gotta fucking curse when there's something to fucking curse about, like, 'Ow get off my fucking foot you flabby arsed motherfucking douchebag or I"ll bleeding slap your arseface back to fuckin 1980.' Or' Faaacckk me, Memnoch kicked me half way across the fucking room!' But not, 'Good fucking morning. Did you see the fucking state of 'em on Love Island last night?'
All right? Stop fucking cursing all the time! You sound like a fucking foulmouth cocksucking cunt bag. Stop it.
Swearing willy nilly...I'm against it!