Thursday, August 10, 2006

Swearing. You know what...

I fucking hate? Swearing.
I fucking hate it when people curse every two fucking seconds. Like, every other fucking word out of their fucking mouth is a fucking motherfucking swear word. I mean, shit, for fuck's sake, what's the fucking point? Doesn't all that fucking swearing get on their nerves, have they no fucking mothers to clip them round the bollixing head, or a fucking sister or some shit to tell them to cop fucking on and stop fucking swearing.
Ever sat upstairs on a fucking bus and listened to a shower of fucking school kids calling each other 'fucking waaaaankers' and 'fuckin' jammy cuuuunts' for a whole fucking bus ride? And then when the cunts get off, your fucking ears are fucking ringing? And call me cunting old fashioned, but it's much fucking worse when it's a fucking bunch of girls doing the fucking swearing. Nothing like a fucking foul mouth on a bitch to get my fucking dander up. Don't get me wrong, I swear every so often. I mean sometimes you just gotta fucking curse when there's something to fucking curse about, like, 'Ow get off my fucking foot you flabby arsed motherfucking douchebag or I"ll bleeding slap your arseface back to fuckin 1980.' Or' Faaacckk me, Memnoch kicked me half way across the fucking room!' But not, 'Good fucking morning. Did you see the fucking state of 'em on Love Island last night?'
All right? Stop fucking cursing all the time! You sound like a fucking foulmouth cocksucking cunt bag. Stop it.
Swearing willy nilly...I'm against it!

16 Comments:

Blogger Twenty Major said...

Fucking hell, what the cunting fuck is itching your gee today?

12:28 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Thrush.

12:38 p.m.  
Blogger Ms Ann Thrope said...

I reckon one fuck every five sentences is sufficient for anyone. Teenagers swear profusely because they think it makes them sound cool, the stupid cunts.

1:14 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Damn straight Ms Ann.

1:20 p.m.  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

You been re-reading El Barbudo?

1:47 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Nope, just enjoying public transport. Vile.

1:51 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

I tend to use curse words as the punctuation, and I freely admit I do it too often. old habits.

But there's a crazy woman in my neighborhood, about 65 years old, who goes off her meds and screams like a banshee. You can hear her over the back fence from time to time, giving out about anything from her ungrateful kids, her disobedient wiener dog, to...whatever.

Yesterday, she was on a tear. "These fucking people don't give a fuck. They just fucking leave me to do all this fucking work on my fucking own. The fucking doucebags. Fucking goddamn cocksucking bastards. Waaaaaaahhhhh"

That's not punctuation, that's a theme. And it made me sad.

2:08 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At 4 I was known as THe Little Curser. At 36 I'm not known as THe Big Curser. Now I'm just Mom.

3:00 p.m.  
Blogger SheBah said...

Everyone needs a good fuck occasionally.

4:26 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Occasionally? I need a haircut occasionally.

6:18 p.m.  
Blogger Kieran said...

I hate the word "frikkin". So do you.

11:33 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Yeah, you're right, either piss or get off the pot.

9:56 a.m.  
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