It was rape!

Oh my, DMX, tough as cement, pitbull, owning gun toting crotch grabbing rapper, has bravely opened up to Sister to Sister magazine about his recent harrowing experience of male rape.
"She raped me," the rapper told S2S editor Jamie Foster Brown. "I mean, you know, that might sound like some bullsh*t. No man has ever been... you know what I mean, like never? Is that the only thing in the world that's not possible?"

Mrs. Simmons DMX's wife recalled an earlier encounter with the woman. "Before the stuff hit the fan, she came up to us while we were in court and said 'I work for kids that are sickly,' said Tashera. "So DMX said 'Give her my number.' That's how it goes all the time. At first, I said OK. But, then I thought she looked deranged and obsessed with him."
While his wife "blocks out" the experience to cope, X gained a more valuable lesson: "Turn on the light before I go to sleep," he said."

Tragically, from this unfortunate encounter, the victim, DMX, has fathered a child. Poor thing, say it with me now...ahhhhhh. Maybe he and his dawgs can go on a reclaim the night march. You know, taking back the night from all them evil wimmin that go around raping and getting pregnant by poor innocent rappers, the bitches.