Wednesday, October 18, 2006
About Me
- Name: fatmammycat
- Location: Ireland
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
Previous Posts
- Mike Tyson.
- Late and grouchy.
- PETA has a new ad. Why it's not insulting at all!
- Pain.
- Nanny State!
- When self defense is not quite self defense.
- Madonna and orphan.
- Best excuse ever.
- Annie Leibovitz.
- Ding ding ding!
16 Comments:
Hmmm...
Now I wonder the story behind that? Is that your paramour trying out your high heels in some little foreplay act of yours?
hehehehe...
nice tat.
Nice buns.
Damn you bitches, I was thinking nice heels!
What do you mean, so were we!?
Heels heels heels! Long and hard heels.... niiiice heels.
He has nice upper arms. Other than that he's too smooth but I'd buy the drinks for anyone, man or woman, who could walk more than the length of the bar with these shoes on. The man must have ankles of iron; the ankles of a goddess; I'm talking fatmammycat ankles.
Welcome back Sam, I hope the trip wasn't to upsetting. The chap in the photo is Christian Ronaldo, a skippity-hoppity player for Manchester United and that is some of the finest photoshopping I"ve ever had the pleasure to snicker over.
That is disturbing, and is now burned indelibly in my mind. Any time I see him play from now on, I will think of this. Excellent. I feel a bit sick.
That's the spirit Kav! That's what I was aiming for. Huzzah!
My eyes, my eyes!
So that's what a kipper looks like...
He has killer legs!
I reckon the bum and legs belong to Jordan. Ronaldo, however, can put his shoes under my bed anytime! (so long as he doesn't speak)
Would you get him to do that litle skippy thing with his feet first Shebah?
It might add a little spice to the mix!
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