The little Goth Kid said, ' What happened to her?'
'Poor woman was practically decapitated by a speed boat.'
The little goth kid thought about this for a second, then,
'Did she die?'
'No Gothy, she had a fucker of a headache though.' I said peering at the bottle. 'Are you sure you want to go any blonder?'
Anyway, happy Christmas, y'all. And a very happy New year to each and everyone of you.