Sunday, December 24, 2006

Happy Christmas!

I was standing in the kitchen this morning dyeing the Little Goth Kid's hair. In the spirit of Christmas we were listening to christmas songs on the radio while I coated her bonce in Clairol 01. Suddenly that most favourite of christmas songs came on, Fairy tale in New York. At the end of the song I sighed and said, 'Poor Kirsty.'
The little Goth Kid said, ' What happened to her?'
'Poor woman was practically decapitated by a speed boat.'
The little goth kid thought about this for a second, then,
'Did she die?'
'No Gothy, she had a fucker of a headache though.' I said peering at the bottle. 'Are you sure you want to go any blonder?'

Anyway, happy Christmas, y'all. And a very happy New year to each and everyone of you.

22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry fucking Christmas, FMC.

1:20 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Yes, cheers. Catch you later at the Hottentots.

1:35 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Kirsty, indeed.

I just belted out that entire song as I scooped the litter boxes and started packing for the trip to the in-laws.

The neighbors must LOVE me!

Merry Christmas, m'dear!

3:05 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Back at you sweetie, have a great one.
We're just heading off to the paramour's fathe's house and then to see the Goth kid sing, then afterwards to the Hottentots for christmassy beers.
Eeeeee, I luv Christmas me.

3:11 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have a great Christmas FMC.

3:29 p.m.  
Blogger LindyK said...

Merry Christmas, dearie! I hope you have a lovely holiday... after all, nothing says Christmas like a goth kid singing! Tra la la la la... meh!

Merry merry, and a happy new year!

6:18 p.m.  
Anonymous Pinkie said...

Happy christmas young one :)

6:51 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas, and may there be no headward-bound speedboats in your future.

Oh, and that rattle in your ovaries you mentioned? Could be a cyst. You should have your OB take a look at it.

8:24 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have a fuckin great cuntin Christmas and a complete motherfucker of a new year. (With peace and goodness and shit, also)

9:27 p.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Merry, merry Christmas, m'darlin'! Wishing you much love, fun and hijinks, you lovely Irish kipper-lover, you.

10:41 p.m.  
Anonymous Bonnie said...

Merry Christmas, FMC. And thanks for all the good laughs this last year. I'm so glad I found your blog.

12:23 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Thank you darlings, and back at you all. Miss Sam, I can't post on your site at all or I would have left a crimbo message.
Too full of turkey and ham and mushy peas for words...but hello, still room for another glass of wine!

12:37 a.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Fatmammycat, got back an hour or so ago and your site was not up!
It was most disturbing.
Anyway I hopes yer having a good time. I am, which is surprising, because I'm a moaning pessimistic bugger, but enough about me.
It's only 19:19 and I'm considering bed.
To sleep, (what else?)
Perchance to dream.
Obviously, someone has beaten the daylights out me as I slept. Christ I hope I was asleep.
Bada boom bada bing whatchagonnado?
People are still talking to me so it can't be that bad.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

7:25 p.m.  
Blogger Foot Eater said...

Chrerry Mistmasht'ye'tooFatmmmmyct!

12:27 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Belated felicitations of the season FMC.

12:48 p.m.  
Blogger SheBah said...

Hope you've had a good Christmas.

3:12 p.m.  
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