I'm not with stupid.
"KATE HUDSON has revealed she's obsessed with pole-dancing.
The You, Me and Dupree actress took up the raunchy dance classes as a fun way to exercise - and now can't get enough of the sexy moves.
She said: "I recently started this really fun pole-dancing class.
"Well, every woman, when they take this class - and they should - realises pole-dancing is one of those things you don't know you're capable of until you try.
"You go with a bunch of girls and have the best time. Every person who's ever taken the class walks out with their hair bouncing, gets in their car, puts on music and is like, 'Wow! I love life'."
The daughter of Goldie Hawn added: "You can get obsessed with it - you're doing all these tricks on the pole and you want to practise them - but I've never been stronger. Now I can climb a pole without using my feet."
Bravo, your feet you say, oh my.
Oh my God, I can just imagine old Kate here and her buddies next 'sporty adventure'...
'So like me and Brandie, Candi and Lashelle recently started this new cool sport called, 'streetwalking' It's totally hard. Every woman should try it. You go with a bunch of buddies and stand about on street corners somewhere waiting for cars to stop by. It's not easy, and you get extra points for endurance to cold and stuff. Women everywhere should totally try it. Last week Candi made almost 100 dollars! Well that was just before that guy punched her in the side of the head and tried to rape her. But 100 dollars! We all helped her into her car bleeding and stuff and put on the radio, ohmigod, we all laughed, guess what came on, no guess, now guess no really guess....it was 'I will Survive.' How freaking ironic is that? We just all started laughing and screaming about how much we love life and how bouncy our hair was! hahahahahaa. What? Do I think what? Bad example? To women? Sexualisation? What? I don't get it? 100 dollars is like you know, just...hey it's just innocent fun, stop talking to me, you're totally ruining my chi. I'm going to go ride my butterscotch stallion for a while now. At least Owen totally thinks I'm worth it.'