Friday, December 08, 2006
About Me
- Name: fatmammycat
- Location: Ireland
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
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- Ouch
- Crying.
- For Maroon.
- Male contraceptive.
- Joe O'Reilly.
- Worst Christmas present ever.
- Big fat...
- I hate grocery shopping...
- For Monty!
- Jude law...
4 Comments:
For the love of God, woman, please stop it. Not only are my eyes bleeding, my fillings are attempting to wriggle loose and away, away, away. (I must have looked at these pictures slack-jawed or something)
Oh Sam, I'm so sorry. But observe the visor he is wearing, how it lets his curls roam wild and free as God most surely intended.
there is nothing pleasureable about this.
cat honey, i'm sorry to say this but i think you need an intervention.
Er, Fmc, you know the full moon has passed? Finn is right, an intervention is most certainly required. You are probably searching for this creature all over the interweb, thinking about him in the small hours, dreaming about flossing with his locks... this is now, officially, an 'issue' you must deal with...
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