Friday, December 08, 2006

Ouch

Thanks for the birthday wishes. Most sore today. But at least no one threw a pig at me. Although I may have been trampled by a herd of wildebeast.

"A US man in West Point, Mississippi, has been fined nearly $300 (€220) after throwing a pig at a hotel receptionist.

Kevin Pugh (20) admitted breaching the peace by tossing a pig over the counter at the Holiday Inn Express.

In a series of pranks, police also had reports of three other 'animal throwings' the same night, one featuring a pig, the others featuring possums.'

Ah yes, the heady delight of pig throwing, Rusell Crowe can keep his phone throwing, real men throw livestock.

12 Comments:

Anonymous eva said...

Poor pig!
I like pigs...
Did you hear that George Clooney's 19-year-old pet pig Max died recently..? Sad.

So did you dance on any tables last night? Any juicy stories to tell? Or were you all grown-up and well-behaved...?

10:45 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I was as badly behaved as I have ever been, and I am almost too sick to type today. I am also burdened with The Great Shame.

11:39 a.m.  
Anonymous eva said...

Oh don't worry that will pass!
I promise.
Both sickness and shame. All part of the game.

11:56 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

The Great Shame just keep getting worse as the odd flashback slaps me on the kisser. Ohhhhhhh....dear.

12:37 p.m.  
Anonymous ainelivia said...

we are both Saggies.... Happy Belated Birthday

1:17 p.m.  
Anonymous eva said...

So why don't you share your shame with us :) What are the flashbacks?
I'm sure you didn't do anything too bad, it's just the nature of hangovers to make everything worse and give you paranoia...
I know what I'm talking about here.

1:24 p.m.  
Anonymous eva said...

...or should I keep a close look on the news today..? ;)

1:28 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Back at ya Ainelivia, any work on your poor cat yet?
Eva. I'm reliably informed I was drunker that a goat's arse last night and-for legal reasons-I should stay fairly silent on the actions of the night.

2:43 p.m.  
Blogger P1P said...

first. happy birthday

second a man's throwing a what now?

why?

3:04 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

Well, happy belated birthday, Cat! I see you're suffering the metaphysical hangover, compounded by the physical one.


Get thee to the fridge!
Grab thee some hair of the dog and some greasy, salty snacks!
Hie thee to the couch!

All will be better on the morrow...

3:19 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I hope your right about that because right this minute I'm fairly certain I can hear the hooves of the four horsemen as they canter cheerily around my head.
I might indulge in a spot of Puddy rubbing and some gentle crying soon.

3:31 p.m.  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

A bit late I know - disappear for a few days and the best bits of news get missed. Anyway - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You've survived another year!

5:32 p.m.  

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