Friday, August 10, 2007

Happy Blog Birthday Ladies!



"Pull up to my bumper ladies,
Feel my brand new package deal,
Pull up to my bumper ladies,
Doesn't it look just like an eel

Sparrow, Hanger,
Feel my,
langer,

Pull up to my bumper ladies.
Run your fingers through my hair.
Pull up to my bumper laydeees,
No, I meant the hair down there.

Hanger, Sparrow,
Feel my,
arrow,

Pull up to my bumper Laydees....
and now I'm going to dance for you....
Awww yeah, watch me wink.'

Happy bloggy day laydees, whenever you feel glum I want you to think of David, no matter how drunk he gets or what he eats laying on the floor, he always gets jiggy with it.
Mwoah Mwoah,
FMC XXX

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah your a little sweetie, putting all that effort in for your blogachums!! Have a fabulous weekend.

2:00 p.m.  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

You are so very odd sometimes.

2:37 p.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

Har, Har! Twenty is just jealous.
Have a great weekend. As it's footy season again - I thought you might enjoy these few favourite chants someone sent me:

1) "Cilla wants her teeth back."
Liverpool fans to Ronaldinho during Barcelona match.

2) "Let's talk about Cesc baby, lets talk about Flam-in-i, let's talk about Theo Walcott, Freddie Ljungberg and Henry, let's talk about Cesc."
Arsenal fans, To the tune of Salt and Pepa's Let's Talk About Sex. They might need to change the words slightly this season - Ed.

3) "You should have stayed in a burger!"
Palace fans to Colchester goalkeeper Dean Gerken.

4) "We're gonna deep-fry your pizzas!"
Scotland fans to their Italian counterparts.

5) "We've got Dave Tilbury, He'll paint your house for free,
He quotes and estimates, He paints and decorates."
Windsor & Eton FC fans to painter and decorator Dave Tilbury who was making his 200th appearance for the club against Marlow.

6) "Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Youssef's better than Junin-ee-oh
Here we go-oh,
Morrocan All Over The World."
Norwich fans' chant to Youssef Safri, to the tune of the Quo's Rockin' All Over The World.

7) "Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best,
They go up from his a*** to his chest,
They're better than Adam and the Ants,
Niall Quinn's disco pants!"
Sunderland fans to chairman Niall Quinn.

8) "Who needs Mourinho, we've got our physio!"
Scunthorpe fans pay tribute to manager Nigel Adkins, the club's old physio.

9) "Love, Lovell tear you apart, again."
Aberdeen fans after Steve Lovell scored against Hearts.

10) "Cedric Cedric show us Uras."
Falkirk fans to defender Cedric Uras

11) “He's big, he's red, his feet stick out from his bed"

Liverpool fans to Peter Crouch

12) "When the Russian goes to prison you'll be f****d!"
Newcastle at Stamford Bridge. (to “She’ll be coming round the mountain, when she comes”)

3:03 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Ahahahardehar, most good, especially all of them.

5:22 p.m.  
Blogger The Hangar Queen said...

Well fuck me sideways....Congrats to YOU missus..it almost worked.

You actually created something that made me think of going back to being a straight male.

Massive thanks anyway.

8:24 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Go away out of that, everyone knows the Hoff is tinglingly hofftacular... Anyway, happy blog day and have a lovely few days off.

9:35 p.m.  
Anonymous AM in Brussels said...

Disturbing.

Brilliant, but very disturbing fmc.

10:01 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Yes it is rather. Or so I'm told, frankly I don't see it, it is, as French gay might say, 'an 'omage.'
Anyhoo AM! Have a golly weekend.

11:05 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

or a jolly weekend, even, so sorry, rum.

11:05 p.m.  
Anonymous eva said...

Instead of a straight woman, I now feel like a gay man.

Thanks FMC, I like the feeling :)

Greetings from a velly (in your own words) drunken Edinburgh......

11:59 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Drunken Edinwatever, the velly best kind of edinsomethingorother. I hope you are having a ball.
"Run straight,
run free,
you'll never be cross eyed,
crossed eyed
like my man and meeeee.'

12:22 a.m.  
Blogger Fat Sparrow said...

Thank you, FMC!

You are a mad genius; I felt honored and ill at the same time.

12:26 a.m.  
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6:43 p.m.  
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