Transformers! A fatcat review.
'What the fuck? Baby daughter? Oh ahahahah, Marines don't curse.'
Verump! Love you honey! Boom! Verump! SUPER HELLA BOOM!Verump! SMASH BOOM BOOM!
'Cooooooool, did you see that paramour? It was a sonic boom!! Look at the tanks, see how they...wooooooaaahhhh!'
'IT'S UNDER THE SAND!!!!'
Boom, bang bang bang, Urgh.
"LOOK OUT! this popcorn is yicky. I'm gonna call it poopcorn. Golly, you're very fucking stoned."
"Is Jon Voight in every film out now?'
'Heee heee, he's funny, Perez hates him but fuck Perez, she's no Angelina,'
'Weeeeeeeee, it's not a car! We should have got chewy snakes, I love them.'
'I should have got M&Ms.'
'Presto chango!!!! "Transformers Robots in Disguise!!!"
'Honey stop singing.'
I AM OPTIMUS PRIME!
'HE IS OPTIMUS PRIME NEMESIS OF MEGATRON!!!"
'IT"S IN YOUR PHONE!!!"
'Hey look, that's fucking cool!'
Crash,wallops, heee heeee.
Get the glasses! Quick! Offer to kill the small dog.
'That's like Toffee/Poppy's Big surprise!'
'John Tuturro! Whaaaaaaaa?'
Blam, slam explosion!
'He's mean! Get back to the Cohen brothers' you filthy bum! They've done the Cormac McCarthy's bloody book you know!'
'Weee, don't give up BUMBLEBEE! WE LOVE YOU! Why would a robot have eyelashes?'
Let's go to the super secret base camp with these nobodies.
Oh oh, Megatron's pissed!
Fight! Fight! Shoot Shoot, type type!
'DON"T TEAR HIM IN TWO YOU BULLYYYYYWAHHHHHHH!'
Fight to somebody's death,
'URGH, THAT DROP IS MAKING ME SICK!"
BIKE STUNT? JUMP SHARK????? WHO CAN SAY????
'Did you know he's going out with Fergie from Black Eyed Peas? Bleee, HOLY SHIT! IT"S FALLING!'
'Weeeee, noble speeches suck, who the fuck cares, bring back the sounds!'
Urgh, KIssy kissy,
'NOT THOSE SOUNDS!'
"This is the worst popcorn ever. Where's the car again?'
'I thought you were going to call it poopcorn?'
'What's with the spirit fingers?"
'That was some good grass.'
'It is the only way to see films.'
Labels: I'm so very tired.