Monday, August 20, 2007

Teenagers can be critical.

I was at the gym early yesterday morning. Surprisingly it was packed. I didn't realise so many people spent Sunday morning there.
I was doing sets of curls, push jerks, dips and 5000m of rowing(I have an x-ray apt for next Saturday on the ankle). I felt tired, good and pink faced when I was finished.
I went to the changing room. My locker is at the back of the room and around the corner from a mirror. I was walking towards it when I noticed a girl blow drying her hair.
YOu couldn't help but notice her. She was beautiful in the same way swans are beautiful.
She was about 6 feet tall, slender- not even an extra fold of skin as far as I could see, damn her. She had long almost waist length hair rich brown hair and golden skin, she looked part Asian. She was blow drying her hair. She wore a red bra, slim fit jeans and high heeled sandals, nothing else.
She was absolutely beautiful. Just one of those stunningly perfect freaks of nature.
I reached my locker and started getting out of my sweaty clothing. As I was getting changed I noticed two young ones sitting half swaddled in towels on the bench to my right. They wore swimming costumes and were yacking away, but every now and again on of them would check out the girl drying her hair, on the sly of course. Sly like a hippo in a tutu is sly.
The hair dryer stopped and the beautiful girl walked away.
That was when I heard...
'Did you see the state of her feet?"
'Jesus they were manky.'
'Disgusting.'
They flip-flopped past me and made their way to the pool. Short, pale, big thighed but heads held high.
I wrapped a towel around me and headed for the showers. The stunner was in the second aisle, closing her locker door.
I couldn't help it. I glanced down.
She did have horrible feet.
I love teenagers sometimes.

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23 Comments:

Blogger gimme a minute said...

Nobody's perfect, I guess.

Except me, obviously.

10:09 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Naturally.

10:17 a.m.  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

Feet are gay.

11:11 a.m.  
Anonymous Primal Sneeze said...

Sly like a hippo in a tutu is sly.

Wonderful stuff! I haven't laughed as many in bleams.

11:46 a.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Hmm, what is horrible feet like? Being tall she probably had what, size 7s? Many's the feetishist would pay good money just to look at them.

1:08 p.m.  
Blogger Petesy said...

That is hilarious. Adults are quite good at doing that as well.......

1:17 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

It wasn't so much the size as the gnarly toes. I just thought it was funny that they could hone in brilliantly on the only flaw.

1:43 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

That's the same reason people go on about the veins in Angelina's hands.

2:09 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Yep...well before she got so frighteningly thin. She's a beautiful woman but she's wasting away to nothing.

3:08 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

It's age related as well. The day I turned 30 all the veins in my hands popped up. Gross.

4:12 p.m.  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

An elf with a hobbit's toes? What strange and foul breeding programmes has Sauron been initiating this time?

4:35 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

That is a pretty good way of describing her Kim, 95%ethereal, 5% erm..does anyone know what the very opposite of ethereal is?
But no matter, the teenage eye misses nowt.

5:00 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

I was looking around for your post on Pan's Labyrinth and didn't find it, FMC. Can you point it out?

5:46 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

http://fatmammycat.blogspot.com/2006/11/pans-labrinth.html

It's not really a review, like I said it's just me dribbling on about how good it was.

OH! and the Bourne Ultimatum, very good, best fight scene ever, also the stunts, oh my the stunts were nuts. Real edge of your seats stuff.

6:02 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Thanks, FMC. It's hard to talk about that film in depth without ruining the plot for people. Velly good, as you would say.

6:46 p.m.  
Anonymous teen said...

Do you remember the problems you had when you were a teen ?

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I bet all teenagers thank god for Friday night .

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