Wednesday, September 26, 2007

P.S I love you- The Film.

Holy fucking crap! French Gay just sent me the trailer for the film of the book Celia Ahern wrote. HOLY FUCKING CRAP!
I feel like I've been dipped in treacle, covered in icing sugar dipped once more in mo-lasses, coved in brown sugar, baked and then covered in honey and just for good fucking measure dipped in jam.
Argh, my teeth! Argh MY EARS! ARGH ARGH ARGH! What the hell is it with the accents!? Why oh WHY is Gerard Butler who is fucking Scottish for fuck's sake, why is he speaking in a high pitched OIRISH accent, Jesus, if he'd even modified his own accent slightly he could be from some mythical town up North. What the fuck is Lisa Kudrow doing in this? Is that fucking Kathy Bates?
Argh Argh. Hilary Swank? HILARY SWANK? ARGHHH DENNY FROM GREYS ANATOMY? What the F!
ARGH ARGHHHHHHHH!
Oh god, oh my, oh dear oh kill me now lord. I Said DO IT! - no wait... stay you hand. I want you kill French Gay first, but slowly, make him eat carbs. Please god, carbs with butter, kill him that way.

People, chumlies, other folk, you have been warned. if you follow the link below and watch that trailer don't fucking blame me if you gouge your own eyes out and stick knitting needles in your ears. Thank GOD Sweary wasn't around to see this... this... this ABOMINATION. It would have stopped her black heart stone dead!
DEAD I TELL YOU. HIllary Swank?
Proceed with caution. Don't say you weren't warned. I---what the hell is that buzzing sound, is that a bee?

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/movie/p_s_i_love_you/

UPDATE! Chumly Medbh informs me that link no longer works, possibly it has jumped ship. Who can blame it.

here is a new link. Go see, http://www.filmpeek.net/ps-i-love-you-trailer/

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20 Comments:

Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Ah yes, somewhere you will find a pr shot of Bertle and daughter and Hilly Schwank. I seen it oncet. Seek, and ye may find. Seek my pretties, seek if ye dare!

12:03 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Nevah! I've suffered enough for one day. DId you hear it? DID YOU?

12:04 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

No, I'm not listening... I'm not looking... dah dah dah de dum de dah.. hum de dum de dee, you see I remember Ryan O'Neal in Barry Lyndon, and I'm not over that yet!

12:14 p.m.  
Blogger Dr. James McInerney said...

Cue endless reruns every Christmas on RTE 1, RTE 2 and RTE 3. Additionally, it will insist on downloading itself to your ipod every time you connect said ipod to the interweb. It will be free in every Sunday newspaper and will become the favourite movie in Ireland of all time, along with Darby O'Gill and the little people.

That's whats going to happen.

12:16 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I-I....Damn it to hell DOcky2! I hadn't even thought of that.

12:19 p.m.  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

Hilary Swank and Cecilia Ahern. What a combination.

Like a shit and kidney pie made with tramp's skin for the crust.

12:19 p.m.  
Blogger Dr. James McInerney said...

oh...and Cathy Bates will get another Oscar for her gritty portrayal of an Irish mother. Hasn't been seen since Brendy Fecker.

12:28 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

The video was no longer available when I went to look, so much for the better.
It pains me to watch Hilary Swank anyways.
Conan, I saw that picture. Bertie was thinking he was going to make a fortune in Hollywood.

1:55 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I've updated the link.

5:34 p.m.  
Anonymous AM in Brussels said...

That doesn't work either FMC. I don't know if I'm disappointed or not.

I suspect not. But I've always been a curious type and even when I know I really really don't want to see something, a part of me still does. And I do.

I love the new pic. Much more you I think :)

5:46 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

God damn it, is Swank's acting and accent destroying every link!?
What ho AM, yes suburbia fatcat is much more snooty and nosy.

5:56 p.m.  
Blogger finn said...

maybe clint eastwood will swink-lop her again.
that would be awesome.

11:19 p.m.  
Anonymous cantona said...

That is just FUCKING DREADFULLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would she have gotten anywhere if she was not the offspring of that lying, cheating, dirty, slighlty overweight, corrupt, obsequious northsider?????!!!! and I'm a northsider too - but he's just a ccccccuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnntttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:47 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

She could be like the Hydra, Miss Finn, too many heads.
Sorry Cantona toots, he's your wife now Dave. The little teflon coated hobgoblin.

11:52 p.m.  
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