Friday, November 09, 2007

A Friday Fact For Finn.

Somedays chumlies, no matter how much work we have on, or how cranky we feel, or even how irked we are that it is not yet beer o'clock , it does a body good to remember, we are not Courtney Love.



Blogger finn said...

are we certain?

11:04 a.m.  
Blogger Annie said...

What? It's not beer o'clock yet? Crap!

11:37 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

We're certain.

Annie, I know, ridiculous.

11:57 a.m.  
Blogger The Bad Ambassador said...

I'm not so sure about that. Courtney is your classic "minx or minger" - some days she looks like would make bits of you... and other days it looks like somebody made bits of her (with a shovel).

Other good "minx or minger" discussion candidates escape me at the moment. The best I can come up with are Helena Bonham Carter and Helen Hunt.

12:00 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Helen Hunt? Helen Hunt?
I agree that Helen Hunt - suitably ming- and Helena Bonham Carter- who I also admit is also suitably ming, might scare a gal if they jumped from the shadows at you as you walked along the moors, but neither of them look like they could bitch slap your face sideways while injecting enough drugs to take down a herd of elephants while wearing a tiara and a babydoll nightie.

12:13 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

There is no debate here. Courtney is a minger and I'll horsewhip any cad who says different!

I think Helen Hunt is alright, mostly because she looks like my ex tho...

I know a few fellas who think Miss Winehouse is a minx. Go figure.

12:27 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Fuck right off. I'll believe in reiki before I believe that.

12:31 p.m.  
Blogger The Bad Ambassador said...

that was my point FMC - there are some women who tread that fine line between minx and minger. Some days they look good and you'd crawl over a mile of glass just to [insert crude action here] and other days you'd do it just to get away from her.

Some days courtney can look good - admittedly its not most days, but the potential is there.

So, I'll see your "picture of courtney looking rough, and I'll raise you this

12:38 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Leave Helen Hunt out of this, she is above reproach (as far as I know) and fantastically talented.

As for Courtney she's the one person on the planet who has attained Nirvana while still alive. A highly dubious distinction.

12:41 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

She's looks great in that photo BA, but she still looks like she holding the crazy in check with only one hand.
I loved her in the people versus Larry Flint, and for a while there I though she might just manage to keep herself straight, but...well, it didn't happen.
Although Courtney herself says Steve Coogan is the craziest person she ever met. You've got to wonder just how batshit insane he is if he scares Courtney.
'Knowing me knowing you, A HAW!'

12:58 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Conan, I can almost forgive Helen for that long running show she did with that Paul what's his face because she was in As Good As it Gets, almost.
But she was in Twister too, so I'm not sure how much grace this fat cat can give.

1:00 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

Sorry Bad Ambassador, but I've gotta agree with FMC - you just can't polish a turd.
And by all accounts, Courtney Love is a deranged turd.

2:01 p.m.  
Blogger The Bad Ambassador said...

sheepworrier, you may have found a gap in the market.

I can picture the TV ad now... some smiley eejit, wearing a green wax jacket will hold a tin up before the camera and say "Thanks to 'Ronseal 5 Year Turd Polisher' I won't have to polish this turd next year, or the year after that or the year after....."

I'd love to see that pitched on Dragon's Den (I love that show)

2:38 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Helen Hunt got those ridiculously huge breast implants right before that movie, FMC. That made me feel sad for her.

And Courtney Love could totally fuck up most of the men posting here while on a smoke break.

3:08 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Oh Medbh, re Helen Hunt say it ain't so!

I reckon you're right about Courtney, Kurt Cobain never saw it coming.

3:22 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Did she? I've never understood breast implants. They makes lovely soft breasts so hard and frankly the idea of someone cutting around my nipples makes me feel sick.

3:34 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

In the Mad About You years she had very small breasts then BAM.
I'd say she went from an A cup to a large C if not D.
Very sad.
When I see women with them I think that they don't think they were good enough. There are benefits to having small boobs, I can tell you that.
And Conan, yes. I believe that she played a role in his death.

3:52 p.m.  
Blogger Dr. James McInerney said...

I'm glad I'm not Shane McGowan...even if I had written Fairytale of New York and A Pair of Brown Eyes. It still wouldn't be enough compensation for having to put up with Victoria Mary Clarke. Only joking.

4:07 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

As a runner I should coco.
Docky, She's very kooky, but most amusing if you ever get a chance to talk to her.

4:14 p.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I only found out recently that Kirsty McCall was dead - speaking of Fairy tale of NY and that.

I liked her.

Courtney Love is like a scary clown with TNT in her breeks. Sometimes she looks like it's gone off already.

4:39 p.m.  
Blogger gimme a minute said...

Now is it beer o'clock?

And yeah, breast implants bad, Courtney Love crazy etc..

4:59 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

its past beer o'clock an i have to f***in work late! grrrr.

5:12 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

It's not beer o'clock until I'm grinning like a loon at Smurf's shiny bonce. God damn it, will this work never end.

Sam, poor Kirsty, she died a horrific death.

5:15 p.m.  
Blogger Dr. James McInerney said...

Oh, crap. I feel like one of those situations where you say that so-and-so is this or that. Then the person you are speaking with says "She's my cousin".


5:29 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Oh No! Dn't feel bad. I don't know her that well, but I've ran into her a few times at things and I've always found her to be quite funny- and kooky. Definitely kooky.

5:35 p.m.  
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