Labels: I always breathe like a pervert.
posted by fatmammycat at 12:10 p.m.
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
10 Comments:
For a million Dollars, why didn't he just do the mind reading thing and worry later about the ideology?
Or, maybe he couldn't read minds at all and is a...oh no....a...FRAUD!?!?!
Thank God I'm an atheist.
I PARTICULARLY liked the 'I'm a sceptic too...pant pant.... this is America...' before he loses his shit. Awesome.
You know I could almost see that coming... maybe I need to develop my clairvoyance a little more
It's probably just your breathing is a little off. Run up and down the stairs a few times and then try it.
What on earth was he doing before that to be so breathless?
Being a douche takes your breath away?
Hee hee.
Shit for a million you would have had a guess eh! Also that show was like a very glitzy Jerry Springer....
I'd have more respect for the dude if he had taken a guess. Stupid fraudy pissy pants.
OOOOHhhhhh! That is gold. Kind of chucks the if-I-throw-a-mental-we'll-all-forget-what-the-arguement-is-really-about theory out the window, doesn't it?
Like a dead pigeon.
That Chris dude is seriously shady as well. Magicians all seem to be weirdo scumbags except for Penn and Teller whom I think are peachy.
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