Tuesday, November 27, 2007

A bubbling melting pot of evil.

What happens when you put jealousy, stupidity and religious fervour together? Why you get a bubbling over heated pot of pain and death and intolance and down right evil, it's as easy as ABC. Yep folks, a whole lot of trouble comes when you stir up that heady mix.
A) This lady is being held in a prison because she allowed the children in her class to name a Teddy Bear Muhammad?
I admit I find all religion ridiculous, but seriously, this takes the cake. I hope this sort of act will be roundly condemned by moderate Muslims, who much surely at this stage be fed up with extremists hijacking their religion.

B)But you don't even have to hide under the mantle of religion to be a crack pot, tribal ways will do nicely, witness this next story

C)And then to roll out the stupid carpet, what about putting a stalker and jealous man on stage with his victim in the name of 'entertainment' what do we think will happen in that cauldron?



Blogger Dr Maroon said...

They'd have kicked her arse if they'd called it Moses.

11:40 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Gwyneth Paltrow can use it why can't anyone else?

11:46 a.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

OK you're teaching all the little imams,
"What shall we call our little Teddy Bear? Don't shout, hands up everyone."
"Yes Ali?"
"Yes , quite good, any others?"
"Mmm, yes, whatabout Fluffy?"
"Umm, yes, what about Furrypaws?"
"Right, we're calling it St John the Baptist and that's fucking that! Sit down and take out your Islamic Goldilocks books, the one where Goldilocks gets stoned for being a western strumpet and mummy bear is beheaded for talking to her..."

12:01 p.m.  
Blogger The Bad Ambassador said...

What happened to the parents of the most popular boy in the class that called their son Muhammad?

Did they get away with it because he wasn't cuddly and furry?

12:04 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

It's a right rum one Docky, And hard to figure. It's not liek the teddy is an 'image of Muhammad. Just called after him, like many many muslin sons are. It was done in an affectionate way by children. So where is the offense?

12:05 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Damn and snap, we crossed BA.

12:05 p.m.  
Blogger Manuel said...

"So where is the offense?"

Good grief there's a Pandora's box that cant be closed. God forbid anyone tries to help these people.....

12:20 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

When I was getting my eyes tested the other week I was forced to endure a show called Jeremy Kyle(?) in the waiting section. Another of these god awful shows where people are brought on, have their dirty laundry aired in public, berated by the odious and smug Kyle and then sent packing to deal with the repercussions. The one I saw was a girl who had been duped into appearing so that she could be harassed by her ex-boyfriend's newest-and clearly insane- girlfriend.
It was all very disturbing. Kyle badgered and belittled the man and seemed to egg on the hostility between the women, irresponsible in the extreme. I can only imagine hw explosive that combo was when they left the studio and returned to their respective homes. Not good.

12:44 p.m.  
Blogger Dr. James McInerney said...

I'll bet half the people expressing outrage over these shows are also viewers.

Oh, yeah. That Kyle fella. Cannot. Stand. Him.

1:59 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

It's curious thing how many stations are devoted to this kind of dreck in Spain, turn on most stations during the day and they are omnipresent. Here too I shouldn't wonder. But that kyle fellow was seriously nasty.
Right ho, to the gym I go.

2:04 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

"What happens when you put jealousy, stupidity and religious fervour together?"

Ian Paisley.

2:13 p.m.  
Anonymous The Teddy Boy One said...


If you go out to the Sudan today
You’re sure of a big surprise
If you go out in the Sudan today
You’d better go in disguise
For every bear that ever there was
Will fear the Sharia law, because
some children there
named a teddy Mohammed

If you go out in the Sudan today
You’d better not go alone
It’s lovely out in the Sudan today
But safer to stay at home
For every bear that ever there was
Fears a fatwa on there head, because
Today’s the day
The Muslims will punish a teacher


There's a little bear
Like I hope you've never seen before
Who's a lot of fun, (oh dear)
Children everywhere,
Grow to love him more and more, but he's not the fastest growing religion anymore
He was the number one, (excepting the real Muhammad and Allah, be praised)
There's a million stories to be told
Of the bad things that he's done!
And he's gonna share them all with you
So come along

Oh Muhammad, Muhammad the Bear
Everyone despise his name, or else die in shame
Muhammad, Muhammad the Bear
Everyone come and join
In all of his games, unless you’re female

There is Badger Bill
Lily Tiger-Lily, I assume because she is covered too,
And a whole lot more
They are Muhammad's friends
And they're waiting here for you
So unlock the door (but don’t you dare remove that veil)
There's a magic land not far away
And they call it Sudan
Where you'll meet a little teddy bear in chains
And if you are good and have a very thick skin, you might just live to tell the tale again!

Oh Muhammad, Muhammad the Bear
Everyone despise his name, or else die in shame
Muhammad, Muhammad the Bear
Everyone come and join
In all of his pain

3:36 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Completely ridiculous.
I couldn't access the links, btw. You must be drumming up their traffic, FMC.

4:19 p.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Much of Religion is already an assault on reason. I guess its branching out into freedom and eyeballs now.

5:19 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Medbh-B) Detectives have begun a murder inquiry after a young mother died and a teenage girl had her eyes gouged by relatives during a Maori exorcism.

Janet Moses, 22, had her eyeballs scratched and was subsequently drowned in front of dozens of relatives when water was was poured down her throat in an attempt to lift a curse. Her 14-year-old cousin is fighting for her sight after her eyeballs were also badly scratched during the ceremony in the village of Wainuiomata near Wellington, the capital.

C)Svetlana Orlova had no idea why she had been invited on to the daytime television show and she was shocked to find herself face to face with the man who had beaten her for years.

She was further stunned when he produced an engagement ring and proposed. Looking deeply uncomfortable, she shook her head.

The public rebuff cost her her life. Within days she had been stabbed to death and her former lover was under arrest for murder.

Now ministers in Spain are to hold crisis talks with broadcasters as the nation searches its soul over its trashy television culture.

5:23 p.m.  
Blogger USpace said...

Green Ink has a great cartoon of a MoTeddy, THAT would get the European Muzzies rioting too.

This would make a wonderful Ramadan gift. A New Dark Age is Dawning has a link to them for sale at the Cafe Press store.

Calling these ignorant freaks in Sudan human garbage is just too kind. Oh so peaceful, effin SICK animals...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
give a pig a prophet's name

glorify the godly swine
and thank him for his bacon

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
outlaw all teddy bears

before some little kids
try to honor a prophet

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
pay your teachers with DEATH

for visiting to help out
your ungrateful country



7:22 p.m.  
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