Monday, November 19, 2007

Kill my mother, please.

Ah I kid, I kid. But not everyone is so jovial on a miserable Monday. I was pretty shocked to to read the following story, and by read I mean press my nose against the print and follow the blur. I guess some kids do not like to be told what to do by anyone. Just two bullets. Astounding. I mean these are his parents. What kind of fucked up individual consider hiring a hit man to take his mother and her husband out over something so trivial, imagine how vicious he'd get over a serious infraction. Imagine how much value he's put on the lives of people who were NOT related to him?
Scary.

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Anonymous sheepworrier said...

I dont even know what to say about that... shocking.

10:05 a.m.  
Blogger The Bad Ambassador said...

Incredible!

You have to admire his problem solving acumen though. He's devious at a 20-year old level. (If that was English or Maths his parents would be proud).

Talk about thinking outside the box! I would love to know his thought process "well I've sulked ... locked myself in my room and played loud music... I've tried 'I hate you'.... 'nobody understands me'.... 'everybody else's mam and dad lets them'... what's next? Have them whacked!"

10:24 a.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

I shall shoot her and find your specses.

12:10 p.m.  
Blogger Manuel said...

Crikey! It would take more than Judge Judy to sort that out........The Springer episode would be good though.......and where do you get a hitman from? hitmen r us?

12:35 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

So in his case only one bullet would be necessary?
How depressing would it be to have that scumbag as your son?

12:44 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Hmm. Aged 16. More hmm. Entrapment of a 16-year-old? Treble hmm. I blame his genes.

1:40 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I blame television and ultra violent video games and death metal...no wait, I don't. I blame food additives. Why not, every one else does.
Four hours later and I can see again, huzzah, and my new specs are nerdishly stylish, although considerably stronger than my old ones which makes me feel slightly unbalanced and makes the garden looks much clearer and in need of a good cut and mow.

2:28 p.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Prison for him, for a long time.

3:13 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Indeed Sam, but what a waste of a life. Over before it had begun.

3:31 p.m.  
Blogger Rusticissimus maximus said...

Huzzah indeed, and to celebrate you can drink more wine and once again negate the need for ACTUAL spectacles!

4:54 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Thank you, I concur. I sent French Gay an iphoto earlier, showing them off. He said I look like a Manhattan lesbian with them. I'm impressed.

5:05 p.m.  
Blogger Rusticissimus maximus said...

The ultimate compliment a gay man can pay a straight woman!

5:29 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Does he mean like Tina Fey glasses? Because I think she's pretty and smart.

12:02 a.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Oh, she's not a lesbian, btw.

12:03 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I don't know Medbh, sometimes the workings of that man's mind go far beyond my ken.

7:57 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KILL MY MOTHER.
KILL HER RIGHT NOW!

6:00 p.m.  
Anonymous Sarah said...

I'd love if someone killed my mother. Like, honestly?
Anyone?

11:07 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the question is, what kind of a mother would provoke a child to wish that her/his mother dead...i myself wanted my mom to b in her death bed when i was 6 yr old, and that desire gradually intensified as i grow older..and until now, @ 21 yrs old, i day dream of torturing her to death..i am afraid to get jailed, that's why.
so i'm just waiting for a natural disease/accident to suck her out of this world.

3:53 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can relate to your situation Anonymous. My family was (and still is) very dysfunctional and looking back I'm pretty sure I could have pressed child abuse charges. Anyways, I hate both my parents and while I wouldn't kill my mom, I wish she didn't exist & that I could erase all influence of her from me...she ruined my childhood, I can only hope I'm strong enough to undo the damage and lead a close to normal adult life.

6:52 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i dont blame the kid i sometimes want to kill my mother.however i have tought myself how to control the anger she causes me .althogh.one time she got me mad i put my fist up to her arguing with her and eventrily made her cry.true story swear down.

7:10 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate my parents. I hope to get 18 soon and get out of their prison. They don't even let me chat with my friends online and talk about games. I did damn good for my exam and all I get is some assessment books as present! What I mean is that they too were teenagers, cant they understand their children. Give me some suggestion on what should I do.

10:02 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My mother never shuts up about her past 'saying when I was your age I had a job' 'I never had the chance of college.' Sometimes I feel like grabbing her wool she knits with and strangling her with it. Sometimes I love her sometimes I hate her. In my household I'm the eldest (1 brother and 2 sisters) it's hard work. My mum sometimes never lets me talk because I have a very deep voice If she goes on and on and on I will kill her.

7:31 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NEver eat penny sweets. my mother doesnt let me. NO PENNY SWEETS MAKE ME GO MAD. I killed her

9:33 p.m.  

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