Friday, November 16, 2007

People are stupid.

I don't really have the vocabulary at my fingertips to explain how I feel about the following story. Besides I'm trying really hard not swear as much these days.

Observe, humanity at its most base and most fucking awesomely stupid.

"BERLIN (Reuters) - A convicted paedophile sentenced to do community service in a German kindergarten will return to court next week to face charges of abusing two children there, a regional prosecutor's office said Thursday.

The man was allowed to work as a janitor at the Evangelical Kindergarten St Petri in Melle, near the northern city of Osnabrueck, because a court worker missed three prior paedophilia convictions on his record, said Alexander Retemeyer, spokesman for the Osnabrueck prosecutor's office.

The man, identified only as A.B., had been sentenced to 720 hours of community service earlier this year for working on the sly while collecting welfare payments.

"The colleague didn't pay attention and didn't see he had a sexual conviction, so she allowed him to serve in a kindergarten," Retemeyer said. "She didn't read the file."

The prior convictions date from 1988-1990, when the man was living in the former East Germany, Retemeyer said. Though the convictions are listed in the man's criminal record, the details are unclear because prosecutors cannot access his East German police file.

Police arrested the man in April after the head of the kindergarten reported he had fondled himself in front of two children."



Blogger Conan Drumm said...

And they don't name him!!? Name him, then boil him in oil, slowly.

12:32 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Have you seen how much a barrel of oil costs? Just axe him and be done with it.

12:41 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Used vegetable oil would do fine for the likes of him, to discourage the others, as they say in French.

12:56 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Ah, yes, the French. You've been at the lucozade haven't you?

1:07 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

I'm sure he was like a kid in a candy store. Do they sentence rapists to work at women's shelters, too?

1:28 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Yep, totally staggering is it not?

1:29 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

You'd think a kindergarten would be the LAST place they'd put ANY kind of criminal, let alone one with sexual convictions on his record. They couldn't put him in a sewage treatment plant? A recycling center? A gas station? ANYWHERE where there aren't any kids?

2:56 p.m.  
Blogger Dr. James McInerney said...

Somehow I think that we should use aversion therapy for criminals. For instance...

Punishment for speeding offence: make them stand in the middle of the road at the first turn of the next Formula 1 race.

That kind of thing.

3:18 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

I think the Doc is onto a winner there... but what could you do to kiddyfiddlers?

4:23 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I'm thinking roll them in butter and put them in a cage with some bears.

4:26 p.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Stand them naked in a bird-hide in a playground. Train an alsation to notice the slightest twitch in his willy and bite it when it moves.

I've given this some thought.

4:29 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

Ah, but then they'd be slippery little pederasts and could escape the clutches of yogi and boo-boo... we need a cunning plan.

4:32 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I was thinking more of that bear from The Edge, that film with Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin. But Sam's idea is pretty stellar too.

4:46 p.m.  
Blogger The Hangar Queen said...

I've the very thing(s)

Duct Tape 3 rolls $6

Meat Hook $30

Baseball bat $20

.22 cal pistol $300

10 ft electrical cable $15

Rickety chair w/ one short leg Free

Goose-neck lamp $10

Spray bottle $1

jug of ammonia $5

Packet of safety razors $5

One Perv trussed up like a turkey in a meat locker with the parents of his victims in attendance?


7:01 a.m.  

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