The devil sure likes 'em small.
From to day's tabloid de jour, the SUN.
"A FATHER who thought his two sons were possessed by the devil fastened their top and bottom lips together with safety pins, a court heard.
The Nigerian-born churchgoer, 47, cut their tongues with a scalpel to draw off blood.
Clothes pegs and pliers were also put on the boys’ tongues, it was claimed at Bradford Crown Court.
The children were aged between seven and ten at the time of the alleged assaults two years ago.
The father, from Bradford, West Yorkshire, denies unlawful wounding and cruelty.
His wife, 41, denies cruelty.
The trial continues."
Seriously, how fucking lame is the devil? Talk about your cowardly custards. Why doesn't he ever invade Jeremy Clarkson's body? Why not David 'not even slightly funny and never was or ever will be not in my life time or yours anyway the unfunny insulting gooch-faced twat' McSavage? How does Bertie's not get invaded? You'd imagine he would be pretty fertile host for a touring diablo, unless lord beelzebub is allergic to brass. Well?
It's always the kids. Little kids too. Sheesh, anyone would think the devil's got nothing better to do except go around infecting and possessing small children. But why? Bit futile surely? Since once he's in there his devilish way are easily overcome by pins and clothes pegs?
I would really like to take a set of pliars and a Black and Decker drill to the parents of these two children. I betcha it would not take very long to get them to admit that they too were 'possessed', but not by the devil, oh no, just by a fucked up deity that allows people to unleash wanton cruelty on the defenseless and the weak, in the name of their god.