Friday, November 09, 2007

For Medbh and Feminazis EVERYWHERE!!

of which I am one! Huzzah! For darling Medbh, eagle-eyed keeper of the gate, let us begin with some mild words of admonishment from journalist Claire Byrne.

Are we all clear?

Then let us away to Kathy French, champion of women everywhere, underwear model and all round good egg for a rebuttal.

Are we clear here what's happening. J-e-a-l-o-u-s-y. It's not that anyone could find dear Katy vapid, it's just we're all seething with jealousy because she's so outspoken and 'comfortable' in her sexuality, ( I know this because she keeps saying it) where as the rest of us prudes just can't dig it.

It is now beer o'clock! Have a good weekend everyone.



Blogger Twenty Major said...

Die Katy, die.

4:28 p.m.  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

And that's not German like Die Bart, Die.

That's an adjuration to stop living, the gruesome cuntbucket.

4:29 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

You are like sooooo freaking jealous. Maybe Jimmy the Bollix fancies her or something...

4:31 p.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

I have never heard of Katy French. Have googles but can't find a photo - you got one?

4:40 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

I hate that woman with the fire of 100 suns.
A classic example of someone who knows only soundbite feminist stereotypes. Oh, good one, K*ty. Feminazi is so 1992.
I love that a prime lap cat of the patriarchy has the gall to talk about sisterhood. Honey, I have 3 sisters and you are not one of them.
How is she empowered? She's exactly what the patriarchy wants women to be: vapid and sexually available. If your sexuality is commodified, you don't own it, sweetie.
You can embrace your objectified status all you like, just don't say that it gives you power. And shut up about other women for fuck's sake.
Huzzah to Claire Byrne!

4:44 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

She's a comedian, right? No?
Oh dear...

4:45 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Thanks for posting that, FMC, you bitter feminazi, you.

4:47 p.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I'd have had more respect for her if she'd kept her mouth shut. Ther's often more strength in that and sometimes a lot more wisdom.

She seems to be of the school (pre-school) of "sexually liberated" women who thinks that shrieking loudly and carrying a big dildo is what makes a feminist. She can if she wants, I don't care what she does; I just care that she's out to convince a whole generation of girls that this is a step forward for any of us, male or female.

4:52 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Shebah I'm doing my VELLY finest to locate one.
Now Sam, She's 'comfortable ' taking about it. It's not as Twenty Major pointed out a few weeks ago, five years of Sex and the City too late.

5:11 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

"And Claire, the next time you decide to pick on some dumb animal, pick on one your own IQ size."

I mean... what does that even mean?

5:13 p.m.  
Anonymous bendersbetterbrother said...

"It could be that she earns less than me, that her husband fancies me, that she's jealous that I seem to have a healthy sex life, or it could just be that she needed something to fill her column. But I'm not going to get into that."

No, she'll not get into that. I wonder if she thought she wasn't speaking out loud.

I'm going to check out who Katie French is now. I fully support her right to commoditise herself.

5:16 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

BBB, she's the one that had a big bust up with her orange restaurant owning knob-head boyfriend. He told her apparently that he was against her modeling underwear, and then he came into his restaurant one say and was SHOCKED, SHOCKED I tell you to find his girlfriend spread eagled on on of his very fine tables in nowt but her skivvies a host of photographers snapping away.
They then had a very public name calling spat and 'devastating' breakup.

5:21 p.m.  
Anonymous bendersbetterbrother said...

fmc, then she probably adorns the Sunday World from time to time in this part of the world. That's why I'm oblivious.

Anyway, I'm off out on a blind date tonight with some blond newsreader, or so she says. In our emails she's pointed out she's not a feminist.

5:41 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Have a good evening with Cl-I mean have a good evening.

5:50 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

I'm drinking coffee. It's not beer o'clock until after Jack's acupuncture.
Happy weekend, FMC.

7:49 p.m.  
Blogger Rosie Cheeks said...

"they know I might be the spoonful of sugar that can make the medicine of a story about the Third World go down"

ugh. i just puked on my keyboard.

7:50 p.m.  
Anonymous Dinogirl said...

Katy is an eejit all right, but I remember from a year ago, Claire's not that much of a feminist herself:

1:01 a.m.  
Anonymous eva said...

Eh, what, who, when?
1 a.m. in Edinburgh.
I just turned down a threesome....
Don't know why, the alcohol appealed more...
Heeey, where's the booooooottle....

1:07 a.m.  
Anonymous eva said...

Buon weekend, FMC.
Goddammit I'd like to go out drinking with you one day...

1:10 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Now now Rosie, you're clearly jealous of all the sugary goodness.
Dinogirl, you're quite right of course, if you ahve a look down those comment you can see I stuck my big oar in about that back then.
Eva, threesomes are over rated, alcohol was the far superior choice. Well done.

10:59 a.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

I read Sarah's post and cringed at all the same tired fucking responses from antifeminist trolls. Sweet christ, do they never tire of trotting out the same bad arguments?

7:41 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

No Medbh, they do not, now shall they ever. Don't you know feminism 'ruined' everything?
Anyhoo, there is wine, I hope you're having a good weekend and you've stopped feeling jiittery.

8:12 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

The jitters are gone in place of sneezing and nose blowing, FMC.
I'm going to watch that 28 Weeks later while the dog's asleep.
The excitement never ends around here!
Happy Sunday.

5:42 p.m.  

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