Jonathon Rhys Meyers is a drunken hussy.

While eating a bacon and cheese sammich and drinking something delicious called a mochachino in town, I was gleefully delighted to read of that great big eegit and straight as two circles Jonathon 'I have many accents none of them Irish' Rhys Meyers was arrested for being a drunken lout. I don't know why I enjoyed it so much, but I did, perhaps I am my mother's daughter after all.

Indo true story as follows.

" Hollywood star Jonathan Rhys-Meyers will appear in court next month on two public order offences after he was arrested at Dublin airport for allegedly being drunk and disorderly.

The Cork-born actor (30) was refused permission to board a flight to Britain yesterday afternoon and had to be escorted to the check-in area by airport police.

He was later arrested and taken to the Whitehall garda station where he was charged with being drunk and disorderly and in breach of the peace.

He was later released on bail to appear next month at the Dublin District Court."

Yep, sober and straight, eh Johnny boy?