Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Children having children.

So Britney's baby sister Jamie Lynne is 12 weeks pregnant with her first child and her mother, parent extraordinaire Lynne Spears, expresses surprise.
A fat cat has to ask, how surprised can you really be when you allow your 16 YEAR OLD child to have a 19 YEAR OLD live in boyfriend.
What the fuck is it with that? And didn't Lynne Spears write a book on parenting a while back? Jesus, that would be like me writing a book on spiritulism.

Cheers Michael



Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Technically, given the way the family trend's going, Jamie Lynne could be a granny at 32.

1:34 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Jeeeesus. ANd a great gamma at 48. I thought 16 was under the legal age of consent in the US, am I wrong?

1:40 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

I know nothing of the Spears family history - where is the girls' father?

1:57 p.m.  
Blogger Manuel Estimulo said...

I think it is very appropriate for the time of year, myself. Remember that Our Lady was only 12 (possibly 11), when she was insperminated by God.

2:06 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

insperminated - heh.

2:08 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

So her mom let the bofriend move in but never had a chit-chat about the Pill? As long as they're earning and paying her she lets them do as they like.

2:19 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

You can take a billy out of the hills, and give her money and fame, but in the end, she's still a hillbilly.

2:24 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Apparently she-the mother- expected Jamie to show better judgement than to get pregnant. Because we all know how 16 year old children are supposed to automatically know everything about life and base every action on that knowledge.

2:31 p.m.  
Blogger grimsaburger said...

The legal age of consent varies state to state, but none are lower than 16, I think. In the case of a 16-year-old and a 19-year-old, it's possible (but not probable) to prosecute for statutory rape, since one partner is over 18. I think in a borderline situation like this, it has more to do with whether parents want to bring charges, and apparently they don't.

2:45 p.m.  
Blogger Caro said...

The mother's book on parenting (for a Christian publisher) has been indefinitely pushed back.

Did you see that Lily Allen is pregnant too? They've been together for ages though - since September - so that's alright.

3:33 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I just saw that. And he's 37 to her 22. I gotta say if my 22 year got pregnant with her 37 boyfriend of 3 months I'd be wielding a ferocious swing lopping sword about. But then I'm old fashioned that way.

3:36 p.m.  
Anonymous eva said...

Maybe she wanted a new accessory? Babies are the new chihuahuas... dogs are so last year.

4:12 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Plus you can leave dogs when you want to go off and have a good time and hang about in nightclubs and coffee joints....oh no wait, if you're a Spears you can do that with the baybees too.
Oh cry cry, I should go for a run now, but it's sooo chillllly.

4:48 p.m.  
Anonymous nonny said...

Erm excuse me I have a little question, tis all very terrible the whole Spears thing clearly the mother has an awful lot to answer for. Anywho, do you wear a hat when you go running inside my ears gets so cold and the pain is horrid, is this hat wearing businsess common place for winter runners?

5:04 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Oh a hat for sure, otherwise I freeze. And gloves now too, especially at night, and a bright yellow workman's security vest over the whole shebang. I look a fright, but better safe than sorry.

5:06 p.m.  
Anonymous nonny said...

Something tells me you are taking the piss out of me with the jacket. Cheers anywho.

5:13 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

er, I'm not, I don't want to get a wallop of a car. Who gives a shit what it looks like? It's reflective.
In fact I'll be wearing just that in another ten minutes.

5:15 p.m.  
Anonymous nonny said...

O right I usually run in residential area's a bit late in the year for parks and things so don't need the jacket. I wear the Hansen thermo shit so don't be cold it's just me ears the fucktards this never happened to me before I'll have to go with a gay hat.

5:22 p.m.  
Anonymous laughykate said...

Couldn't someone slip Brit-brit's judge a tenner so that one of her conditions for visitation rights of her sons be NO MORE BREEDING, extended family included, for a period no shorter than ten years.

8:47 p.m.  
Anonymous stipes said...

the swans can see you coming a mile off, beware

10:15 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Those filthy pecking hissing bastids. How I fear them. I had a cracker of a run tonight, a 15k gawking at christmas lights/trees poodle. Nice. I do like running in the cold, even if I complain about leaving the warm house.

11:28 p.m.  
Anonymous Primal Sneeze said...

Where I live you need to wear a hi-viz 24-7, not just after dark and even on weekend mornings. The speeding bastards never let up.

Puts the sh1ts up some of them when they come hammering through the 60 zone at 90 and see what they think is a cop. More rubber on my road than in Playboy's props department.

5:08 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Listening to the sort of things her mum says explains a lot.

10:05 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Indeed BBB, it really does. She's a disgrace.
Sneezy, they're brilliant aren't they? You really need to be visible around here too, especially in Winter.

10:52 a.m.  
Blogger daisy mae said...

ah, reflective running gear. on top of it, i've a red, lighted collar for the dog that can be seen a mile away. you'd think it would cause vehicles to slow down or at least take notice... but not in these parts. montana is apparently still the land of the lawless.

1:12 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Montana! Awesome. Aren't you allowed to drink and drive there, and have rifles racked behind the seat of your pick up?
(I may be indulging in a whiff of stereotyping here, but blame james Lee Burke)

1:42 p.m.  
Blogger tara said...

Not to sound stupid ,but this girl lived across the street.She drank beer ,and wine all the time.I thought she was 15 or 16.I thought she was short 4 her age.I turns out she was 8.I found out this 1 week after i found out she was peragnet.

6:24 p.m.  
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