"I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family," he said. "I apologise first and most importantly to my family. I apologise to the public and I promise better. I do not believe that politics in the long run is about individuals, it is about ideas and about the public good."
Governor Eliot Spitzer, having been caught up in a 'prostitution ring.'
However I believe I can help shorten this down.
'Fuck, I've been found out.'