Monday, May 19, 2008

Humiliation.






'Is going to be terrible.'
'It might not be that bad.'
'No, you can be sure it weel be bad.'
'Look darling, nobody takes these thing seriously anymore.'
'No?'
'No.'

We stop to look at the paper once more.

'OH Dios mio LOOK DE BROTHER.'
'Okay, the wig and guitar are a bit much. Hey! It says here the backing singers actually lift him up in the end.'
'But why he has to bring hees mother in a wig? And the other stupid one in the jumper. Why?'
'It's all part of the act.'
'Is too much.'
'At least you're not sending pirates.'
' Tut. Baila el ChikiChiki, estupid bastard, we are 'umiliate.'
'Darling, for fuck's sake shut up, we're sending a turkey puppet to represent us.'
'Hmm, dat is true.'

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22 Comments:

Blogger Conan Drumm said...

I think Dustin will be huge in Azerbaijan. I can see him wowing them from a rusty old yacht on the Caspian sea.

12:57 p.m.  
OpenID bendersbetterbrother said...

It's just getting way too easy for Wogan nowadays.

1:31 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

groan, I can see it now, tipping his beak, ruffling feathers all over Europe. I call fowl.

1:32 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was funny Miss Cat. France send a highly respected musician to help the Eurovision gain credibility and we send a Turkey to lower the tone of Europe.

Nonny

1:43 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Has anyone actually heard the song? And is anyone daft enough to place a bet on it winning? ( I could be that daft)

1:55 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z28STzFIFBU

And yes the odds are good.

Nonny

2:17 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Sweet Jebus!
Here's Chiki-Chiki.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd5kCPJEQIc&feature=related

2:25 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

sorry, here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2sun973nfY&feature=related

2:27 p.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

I think the Turkey will win. Well worth putting a bet on if the odds are good.

2:41 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Paddy Power are offering 9-1 odds.
Spain are 20-1

Dear lord I wonder where the pirates are in all this.

2:45 p.m.  
Anonymous Sam, Problemchildbride said...

Blimey! eurovision has changed.

3:22 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

It certainly has, and to think I thought Linda Martin was the hight of camp all those years ago.

3:31 p.m.  
Anonymous AM in Belgium said...

I hope Dustin gets through the semifinals and does his stuff on Saturday.

I'm going to a Eurovision party. And Brussels being the place it is, there will be people from all over the place.

The night usually involves drinking quite a lot and betting on the winners and losers.

3:47 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

AM! A person after my own heart. Eurococktails all round!! 'Tis the ONLY way to enjoy it. Oh I love it, I love it all plus the drunker Wogan gets the funnier and drier he is.

3:51 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Is that an Elvis jumpsuit he's wearing.
The horror!

4:53 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I think it could well be. Trés vile!

4:58 p.m.  
OpenID grimsaburger said...

Wow. Having watched the video (any of them, really), I'm pretty sure I know exactly what a psychotic break looks and feels like.

5:55 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

And yet, when you put them one stage one after another and add copious amounts of alcohol, pure entertainment.

6:51 p.m.  
Anonymous Primal Sneeze said...

Favourite line: G'day Austria.

7:22 p.m.  
OpenID grimsaburger said...

Well it would certainly take a lot of booze to numb the senses enough to be able to watch and listen at the same time. I'm not sure I could afford that much booze, in fact.

8:41 p.m.  
Blogger Manuel said...

what would it say about europe if we actually won? crikey......

12:13 a.m.  
Blogger PI said...

Well you've done very well in the past. Good luck!

7:04 p.m.  

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