Humiliation.
'Is going to be terrible.'
'It might not be that bad.'
'No, you can be sure it weel be bad.'
'Look darling, nobody takes these thing seriously anymore.'
'No?'
'No.'
We stop to look at the paper once more.
'OH Dios mio LOOK DE BROTHER.'
'Okay, the wig and guitar are a bit much. Hey! It says here the backing singers actually lift him up in the end.'
'But why he has to bring hees mother in a wig? And the other stupid one in the jumper. Why?'
'It's all part of the act.'
'Is too much.'
'At least you're not sending pirates.'
' Tut. Baila el ChikiChiki, estupid bastard, we are 'umiliate.'
'Darling, for fuck's sake shut up, we're sending a turkey puppet to represent us.'
'Hmm, dat is true.'
Labels: pass me the rum.
posted by fatmammycat at 11:28 a.m.
22 Comments:
I think Dustin will be huge in Azerbaijan. I can see him wowing them from a rusty old yacht on the Caspian sea.
It's just getting way too easy for Wogan nowadays.
groan, I can see it now, tipping his beak, ruffling feathers all over Europe. I call fowl.
That was funny Miss Cat. France send a highly respected musician to help the Eurovision gain credibility and we send a Turkey to lower the tone of Europe.
Nonny
Has anyone actually heard the song? And is anyone daft enough to place a bet on it winning? ( I could be that daft)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z28STzFIFBU
And yes the odds are good.
Nonny
Sweet Jebus!
Here's Chiki-Chiki.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd5kCPJEQIc&feature=related
sorry, here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2sun973nfY&feature=related
I think the Turkey will win. Well worth putting a bet on if the odds are good.
Paddy Power are offering 9-1 odds.
Spain are 20-1
Dear lord I wonder where the pirates are in all this.
Blimey! eurovision has changed.
It certainly has, and to think I thought Linda Martin was the hight of camp all those years ago.
I hope Dustin gets through the semifinals and does his stuff on Saturday.
I'm going to a Eurovision party. And Brussels being the place it is, there will be people from all over the place.
The night usually involves drinking quite a lot and betting on the winners and losers.
AM! A person after my own heart. Eurococktails all round!! 'Tis the ONLY way to enjoy it. Oh I love it, I love it all plus the drunker Wogan gets the funnier and drier he is.
Is that an Elvis jumpsuit he's wearing.
The horror!
I think it could well be. Trés vile!
Wow. Having watched the video (any of them, really), I'm pretty sure I know exactly what a psychotic break looks and feels like.
And yet, when you put them one stage one after another and add copious amounts of alcohol, pure entertainment.
Favourite line: G'day Austria.
Well it would certainly take a lot of booze to numb the senses enough to be able to watch and listen at the same time. I'm not sure I could afford that much booze, in fact.
what would it say about europe if we actually won? crikey......
Well you've done very well in the past. Good luck!
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