Beyonce Knowles sees the light.
Oh there's all sorts of sniping and giving out about Beyonce Knowles new L'Oreal advert. I don't know if you've see it or not so look to the top of the post. Folk are angry because they believe the singer's skin has been lightened to make her appear more white.
People people people, tisk tisk. Beyonce has not be lightened to appear more white, it is quite clear to me that she had been enhanced to look more ginger. L'Oreal have obviously realised that if you really want to sell something to the masses then you must cast aside the dull browns and black and blondes and submit to the one true colour, the tingular titian, the dazzling coppers, the flaming tresses of ginger!
Don't despair dull doody heads, accept it, get yer freak on with it. If L'Oreal have, why can't you?
Beyonce may be a talented singer and an actress, but clearly L'Oreal thought without that ginger hue nobody would have the slightest bit of interest in what she was flogging. Imagine what you could achieve with the same forward thinking? Imagine what you could accomplish in life if you would convert! Why you too could be a world class comedy God with right angle arms, the wind might be beneath your wings, you could say lines filled with dry portents while removing and THEN replacing your sunglasses. Who wouldn't want that power?
Give it up plainhairs, your days are numbered.