Friday, August 08, 2008

Beyonce Knowles sees the light.



Oh there's all sorts of sniping and giving out about Beyonce Knowles new L'Oreal advert. I don't know if you've see it or not so look to the top of the post. Folk are angry because they believe the singer's skin has been lightened to make her appear more white.
What evah!
People people people, tisk tisk. Beyonce has not be lightened to appear more white, it is quite clear to me that she had been enhanced to look more ginger. L'Oreal have obviously realised that if you really want to sell something to the masses then you must cast aside the dull browns and black and blondes and submit to the one true colour, the tingular titian, the dazzling coppers, the flaming tresses of ginger!
Don't despair dull doody heads, accept it, get yer freak on with it. If L'Oreal have, why can't you?
Beyonce may be a talented singer and an actress, but clearly L'Oreal thought without that ginger hue nobody would have the slightest bit of interest in what she was flogging. Imagine what you could achieve with the same forward thinking? Imagine what you could accomplish in life if you would convert! Why you too could be a world class comedy God with right angle arms, the wind might be beneath your wings, you could say lines filled with dry portents while removing and THEN replacing your sunglasses. Who wouldn't want that power?
Give it up plainhairs, your days are numbered.
Oh yes.
Numbered.

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Blogger Kim Ayres said...

Shame it looks like a wig

9:50 a.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

Gingerlicious!

9:59 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

It does not! How very dare you.

Indeed Sheepie, everything is licious with ginger.

10:02 a.m.  
Blogger morgor said...

Beyonce never really looks very black anyway, neither does Halle Berry.

Compare :

beyonce and a real black woman

Sure when she's in that very nice video with Shakira you can't really tell them apart.

10:02 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I think that's Alec Wek, and she is a very dark skinned lady. Beyonce is still a black woman, her pappa is dark but her Mother is lighter. But either way I'm glad she's going ginger.

10:08 a.m.  
Blogger morgor said...

Had to check there but her mother is Créole so that's a mix of french,native american and african american (apparently).

She's probably not as dark-skinned as the Chav in yesterdays clip ;)

10:17 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

hah, nor wearing as much frosted lipstick. G'wan, you know she tickled yer fancy.

10:24 a.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

She could tickle my f... ah nevermind.

10:41 a.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

FMC, I joined the forces of ginger many years ago and haven't regretted it. Mr. M was crestfallen once a few years ago when I went to brown. I was soon back in flowing red locks.

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Blogger fatmammycat said...

Naturally Darling, for you are a woman of class and taste.

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