Future Batman will look like this.

Finn, in what was clearly an effort to kick lower my blood pressure after watching the trailer for PS-I Love You, has sent me into eeeeeeeeeeeee overdrive.
Look at 'eees little belly, eeees little feets. Oh Sigh, le sigh. I've simply got to have a French Bulldog Puppy. I have sent this picture to the paramour's 'putor where doubtless he will roll his eyes and ponder how to throttle Finn wthout leaving his chair.

Ode to Ginger

Or, a love that cannot be denied. Have a wonderful weekend chumley warners!



Oh ginger one,
so peach and curly,
with freckly skin
and arms most burly
my chumlies here,
cannot yet grasp,
my fascination with
your ass
and face and hair and
mouth so trouty
like a toad, but more
pouty.
But fear not
Ginger prince, my heart's possession
I know my not so secret obsession
is wiggling its way into their
minds,
they'll dream of you, your pink behind
all glistening oily,
faintly smutty
like a pink sliced peanut butter
fried jam butty
And when they wake all tingly, heart racing,
they'll know exactly where
the blame to be placing,
On me! My prince,
my ginger bread man,
Fatmammycat,
yer number one fan.