ROCK STAR IN COCAINE SHOCKER!
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Stop the presses! Get the smelling salts out! Irish rock God, lead singer of Boyzone, husband, father, and leather pant wearer, Ronan Keating, has shockingly revealed he has NEVER been offered cocaine in almost 15 years of being an Irish Rawk Star. The 'Life is a RollerCoaster' singer expressed bemusement. This reader expressed bemusement. Puddy expressed bemusement.
Next week, Shane McGowen SHOCKINGLY reveals he doesn't like go to the dentist much and Enya, will she or won't she wear white on her next albumn cover? Who can say, all I know is I can hardly STAND waiting to find out.
Labels: Eeek say it aint so.
posted by fatmammycat at 2:23 p.m.
15 Comments:
Ronan Keating is a talentless little cunt, who should still be flipping burgers in McDonalds.
Of course he's been offered cocaine AND sex and whatever else can be offered.The question is, does anyone really give a fuck?
I hear tell that Elvis is STILL dead!
Ew.
Is he wanking it?
Dunno Medbh, I think he's just warming his cockles.
Kim, I know folks who would disagree with that LINE of thinking.
Monkey, do tell!
It's not to be sniffed at...
These sorts of interviews are usually followed some months later with a headline along the lines of "STAR IN COKE ORGY WITH UNDERPANTS MODEL"
Just a wii sniff to shorten the day.
Why hasn't he got any clothes on? It's March for Chrissakes.
Wouldn't turn your nose up eh Sheepie?
Conan, 'underpants' model? What are you suggesting??
Sam, I doubt he even feels the cold, what with his rawk star status, rawk stars are not mortal you know.
made me chortle out loud.......
It's the pint, right?
I wouldn't give him any of my coke either. Dirty little fucker can source his own.
Yack, why doesn't he have clothes on.
Rock God - hahahahahahahahahhaahahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
He gives me the creeps big time! Even I've been offered coke before! :)
I don't mind his so much, really. Gately though, oh no. He's squicks my wire big time, especially naked.
some one should shoot that little tallentless cunt ronan keating ,
they should dig up his fucking mother and kick the fuck out of here for giving birth to a cunt like him everyone hates the twat,
keep him of tv forever ,
maybe if someone threatened to shoot the little fucker on stage he would stay away,
stay in fucking ireland with all the usless irish wanker we dont want you over here you bastard
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