Happy Birthday Beloved Stud Muffin.
44 years of sheer hawtness! Someday I will stumble across the holy grail photo of this lovegod. And THEN will we have a feast for the eyes.
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posted by fatmammycat at 1:53 PM
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
About Me
- Name: fatmammycat
- Location: Ireland
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
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22 Comments:
I presume you know trhat he was even more, ahem, "interesting" looking in high school: http://www.alumnivillage.com/profile_view.asp?a=1902&s=1
Uncanny. It's like a caterpillar to a butterfly, ain't it Docky.
Ambushed, on a Wednesday, by your beloved Muff Studdin. Wait... something not quite right about that...
It's like being ambushed by candy floss, oh yes, don't bother denying it.
It's that time of year again, how can I have forgotten? Have you started a petition to add it to the calendar of state holidays?
There should be a parade, we could all wear ginger wigs and draw our eyebrows higher than normal.
"draw our eyebrows higher"
Hah!
I'll have you know I still have all my own eyebrows.
But do they arch ala carrot top? I doubt it.
Like caterpillars freed from gravity they climb the rockface of my forehead everytime you post about your gingergod.
It looks to me like he's all Barbie Ken smooth down there. That Holy Grail may turn out to be a styrofoam coffee cup from Mickey Ds.
Oh no, this is not fair at all. I usually get til Friday to gird my loins for this. I'm only partially girded today - you might have done me a mischief, missus! Where's the health and safety on this blog? Where's the fire extinguisher? My eyes are smoking! It's a filthy habit I know but even my usually non-smoking eyes need to nervously reach for a fag after shocks like this.
I know his awesome ginger power is almost too much for some, delicate fluffy mitten clad kittehs that you are, but fear not, I know it's only time before his bobbular tippets infiltrate your sea breams.
Hee.
I saw that today and thought of you, naturally.
Naturally.
I am SO afraid to ask this question but..........what is the "holy grail" photo you are looking for? Something out of PlayGirl, maybe? (I'm gonna hurl)
Oh Bonnie, you're gonna KNOW it when you see it. There will be posing and rugs and oil glistened bobbular bits.
Plink.
http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_forum/pictures_pics_photo_body_image_performance/carrot_tops_weird_shoulders?pageNo=1#bottom
What about the picture of the mahogany couple Michael K has up? The dude looks like he took a shovel to the face to smear up his body paint.
44 eh? doesn't look a day over whatever the plastic surgeon promised him.....
Cheers Monkey!
Manuel, he's special all right. I like his full on freak. None of this half arsed bollocks.
Medbh, I saw that, he look like a monster! A happy musclely walnut monster.
my tip-of-the-top favourite thing about carrot top is the way his nips point downwards. EwwnnNNNggghhh
All the better to swing from them with your teeth.
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