Policing.
Gardai! Ur doin it wrong. You only need to go up to criminals and ask them if they are who you hope they are. Like this.
See? See how easy that is?
'Are you the shooter of the latest gangland shooting?'
'Yes.'
'You better come with me so.'
'Are you on the board of FAS? With all those lovely unlimited credit cards and trips and lovely lovely money?'
'Why yes!'
'You're under arrest for fraud you cheeky fuck, if it's good enough for Martha Stewert it's good enough for you.'
Oh it would be just so twinkly and delightful if they adopted the FBI route of just asking.
Anyway, happy Gingerday you. I'm going to some black tie gig with CG later this evening. This apparently requires me to take ANOTHER trip to the hairdresser to have my frankly wiggy wiggy wild wild west hair tamed into some sort of updo. I hold no confidence, specially since the lass who is doing it seemed rather appalled too. Oh it should be fun.
Labels: Blessed be the Gingers for theirs is the kingdom of marmalade.
posted by fatmammycat at 7:35 AM
21 Comments:
who's that dude?
does he pass your gingerometer?
I believe so. He's got it, don't you think?
If it's the blog awards you're going to, I shouldn't bother darling.
The spotlight will not be shining on you or your gay buddy.
Holy crap, has anyone seen the photo of Rihanna? Poor girl, I'm not going to link to the site, but man, poor girl.
nah, i would have said brown but everyone has a different ginger tolerance i suppose.
Haven't seen Rihanna, I avoid any info on celebrities when possible.
Probably better off that way Morgot, it's pretty horrible.
On the subject of today's model, surely flaming red no?
i wouldn't have thought so, but my gf always says i'm colourblind.
especially about browny green colours.
The ginger standards are definitely slipping, FMC...
Jeezus! Just saw the rihanna photo! Nasty.
oh for fucks sake, i'll have to look it up now.
Took me a while to find it actually, then i remembered your usual trash magazine of choice.
What's worrying about Gingerday is that the ginger folks are all from some parallel universe. Are there no perfectly 'normal' ginger folks out there?
Re Rihana... is it an 'after' pic following a close encounter with her "boyfriend"?
It is Conan, it's clear Chris Brown did a hell of a number on the poor gal.
well it's a poor quality picture and she has no makeup, right next to a glamour photo.
At least she has enough money to go to town on him now and sue him.
My trash magazine will never pass up an opportunity to over egg things, that's for sure. But even so. People should not go around hitting people about the face.
Have a good weekend folks - I'm off to partake in guinnessy delights...
For shame! This dude's gingerness is decidely diluted!
He looks like a cross between Prince Andrew and my mammy's 70's era rug.
Have fun this weekend, toots!
Have a good one everyone.
Have a blast!
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