Martial Art Stupidity.

Memnoch's head would explode if he saw the following article. Had I an address for him I would send it immediately.

Observe , from today's Sun.

"LITTLE Archie Gray shows the style that has made him Britain’s youngest taekwondo black belt — at the age of just SIX.
Archie, of Salisbury, Wilts — who is just 2ft 4in — took up the martial art aged three.

He said: “It’s hard work but lots of fun.”

Teacher Rachel Houston said: “He’s a natural talent.”

He might be a natural talent, but he's no black belt. A black belt should mean something, that you have fought your way up through the ranks over the years, that you have taken your knocks and your bloody noses, that you have sparred repeatedly and fought against true competition.
Doling them out to six year olds is ridiculous and just embarrassing.
Memnoch was right, most martial arts schools are jokes now.