Man girdles

Sick of unsightly love handles? tired of resting your pint on your man belly? Tired of your fellow team mates questioning whether or not your sports shirts are 'smaller' than last year?
Then fear not men-chumlies. The new man girdle will see you straight, very straight indeed.
word of warning, if you get lucky with some lady, remember, get undressed in the john and dance back into the room. She might be slightly shocked by the naked dancing, but believe me, it will be less than the shock suffered seeing you unwind yourself from this baby.