Okay chaps, just waiting for the taxi. Bloody cats are aware I am leaving and are hampering my every move. Fie fie wretched creatures! I will bring you back Serrano ham!
And photos, I will get photos.
I will grow large with Paella, I will drink wine until I can't drink no more- then I will switch to cocktails. I will shop for excellent knock offs at the gypsy market, Roberto Cavalli sunglasses for 20 quid? Gimmie! I know they're fake but who cares. I plan to visit cultural places during the day, expand my mind a little, I plan to take siestas, I plan to eat tapas and drink Estrella. God help me I plan to go dancing.
So adios amigos, hasta Miercoles!