Friday, August 11, 2006
About Me
- Name: fatmammycat
- Location: Ireland
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
Previous Posts
- Boring children or selfish hussy?
- Pig in a pork.
- Swearing. You know what...
- Lazy bones.
- Working with people...
- Hypocrite? Madonna? never!
- Vacant.
- Still Beautiful...
- Bastard.
- Vaginal spasams? Madam, go...
17 Comments:
OOOOOOHHH!!!
She's a daaaaaaling! Want to hug, want to kiss, want to cuddle!
You're giving me cat fever FMC, MIAUUU!
Please give her a big hug and a sloppy kiss from me :)
I'm officially part of the Puddy Fan Club!
What next - t-shirts, hats, posters and badges? (only a suggestion)
Ahhh, now dat's a good beastie, so she is. Wish I could reach in and rub that belly.
Have a lovely weekend, Ms.Cat, and enjoy the fillum.
That's one very pretty puddy cat.
..and don't you just love the look in her eyes?
No-nonsense stuff.
"For f*cks sake, what the f*ck are you on about, mom..my tummy is full and I'm happily tired. Don't stick that stupid thing in my face and expect me to smile for your bloody blogger friends!"
Cats are the only sensible people around here.
Evening ladies, just back in, film was fun, if a little long, just dropping Gothy off and then back out in a while. Yes poor old puddy, she's not a big fan of the camera and somehow always manages to look frightfully pissed off whenever I point it at her. The bigger of the cats is much more photogenic, and forget about the little one eyed one, you'd nearly have to sedate him for a photo.
FMC I love your cat! Love love love! My cat is currently sleeping in the basket of clean laundry I foolishly left out. My own fault, but I wish he'd picked something other than those black shirts to sleep on.
anonymous from n. van...
Beautiful, beautiful pussycat :)
Eva's words 'cats are the only sensible people'...I concur, except I say they are far superior to most people and I'm always amazed that they stick around and allow us humans to 'keep' them! kcat
HA Erica, they love the fresh laundry don't they? When I cahnge the bed covers my lot practically form orderly line behind me, soon as I"m done they're up and snoozing. They love that couch in the photo too, cord you see, very soft.
Morning N VAN, they stick around because they're pretty bloomin' clever. The bigger of the cats is a rescue and was in a terrible state when I got him, but I swear, as soon as I brought him home from the vets you could see him looking around and saying 'Well all right, she's a bit drippy and she talks to me in a stupid voice but hell, It's warm and the grubs good and I can always kick the crap out of that old cat growling at me...' Clever boy that one.
Finally we get to see your pussy. I've been asking for that for so fucking long.
Obviously the hair's grown back since the waxing then
n van again, aka kcat, aka insomniac (at the moment!!)
my dad believes the dolphins are the smartest creatures on the planet, but I believe the cats are...dolphins still have to fend for their own food and fight off nasty predators, but, as you say, cats have figured out how to get it all, safety, comfort, and if they end up with a sucker like me...whatever food they want, whenever they want it and I'll drop whatever I'm doing and lay still for 3 hours if I'm where they want to lay down for their 'cat nap' ;)
Tru Dat! Beardy, glad to see your grouchy self round this way.
Lovely tutty! How'd you like the Pirates II? I'm all over that stuff lately and it has made it into my blog a few times.
puddy looks properly content. you've kept your word then about spoiling her rotten.
Hellu! My computer broek so sorry 'bout that. Yes Miss Finn she's a well fed hussy. ICL, I loved it. But I am a sucker for films like that. It was a tad long, but what the hell, it was funny.
She's gorgeous but not what I would call fat at all, FMC.
Love her paw on the desk.
Well, she in a full stretch in that one. When not stretched she sort of 'sags' back into place.
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