Tuesday, November 07, 2006

How to turn sexy...

into a freaking mess in two easy steps.
1st dye hair colour of marmalade.
2nd- wear horrible shapeless lumpy dress
And voila you have... Oh Scarlett, frankly my dear I do give a damn.
Back tomorrow. Ciao. Hope the bloody M50 isn't backed up...


Blogger Conan Drumm said...

The M50 is ALWAYS backed up... go through town if at all possible from 7-10am and from 4-7pm.
I reckon Scarlet's just uncomfortable with her beauty and uglys up on a regular basis. This is some wankers 'interpretation' of classical Greek statue garb... yeeeeuch! Enjoy Londinium.

9:16 a.m.  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

And to think I thought she was cute when I watched "Lost in Translation" and "Girl With a Pearl Earring"

How wrong could I have been? I'll never look at her in the same way again

10:15 a.m.  
Blogger Fat Sparrow said...

And to think that they said Classical Greek Heroin Chic was so over.

10:59 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My eyes, they burn.

11:06 a.m.  
Anonymous eoin said...

Look at those Bajungas! God I hope she doesn't turn into another Hollywood stick.

11:47 a.m.  
Anonymous emma said...

Just plain awful. How to make sow's ear from a silk purse.

5:22 p.m.  
Anonymous Bonnie said...

Fire that worthless stylist immediately Scarlett!! Or go send him/her to work on those Olsen Twitletts where some good might be done!

6:50 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep, the dress is too small/the wrong shape and destroys the appearance of her fine mamajookas. Above the neck doesn't work either.

7:53 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

Come on, guys, this isn't that bad. Not when you look at the daily disasters over at "Go Fug Yourself." This is so mild! Sure, the dress is awful, the hair is...what IS it, exactly? And sure she was going for the 30's starlet thing and missed the mark. But hey, she's not wearing leg warmers, formal shorts, or letting her lady bits hang out. And for that, we should be grateful.

I say "nice try, Scarlett. But you can do better."

1:42 a.m.  
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