posted by fatmammycat at 5:17 p.m.
Saturday, October 28, 2006
About Me
- Name: fatmammycat
- Location: Ireland
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
Previous Posts
- Stop sexualising children!
- Kitchen Confidential.
- Mole-y mole-y mole-y.
- Bad idea.
- Teenagers are stupid.
- 300.
- Shall I polish your knob sir?
- Madonna adoption doubts.
- Sunday Lunch with Family.
- The emperor's new clothes.
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