Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Jade Goody.


For all my 'merican chums and folk who just don't really see what all the fuss is about, may I present to you the Sun's 'Face of Evil!' more eviler that Pol Pot, more racist than Stalin, less vegetarian that Hitler, more cruel than Cruella De VIlle, stabier than toothache, more nasty than chicken pox, more itchy than rosehips down a jumper, colder than a dog's nose on your bare arse, frostier than Prince in a titty bar, shallower than a puddle, messier than a co-eds dorm after spring break, viler than all the mass puppy shavers in Asia, stealer of babies' lolly pops...the one the only.......
JADE GOODY!

44 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

GAHHHH!!!!

6:20 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Oh yes, uh -huh step right this way, that will be one doll-ar please, slip it to the albino midget with the bad weave.
Next!

6:26 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she's that broad who lived with the chimps & gorillas, isn't she?

well, she should be.
the resemblance is just too strong.

i'll trade you jane goody for dubya's State of the Union address. whatsayu.

6:56 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Done.

6:58 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She sounds (and looks) like a nightmare.

8:08 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

She is a foul mouth reprobate of the highest order and dumb as a box of rocks, this is her 'I didn't mean to call the indian girl a dog, really, feel sorry for me' look.
I have just found the most disgusting photo ever and I want to post it, but I can't in case folk get sick or into trouble in work or something, but yet I feel that Finn would really REALLY appreciate it...
I shall think on it. It is VELLY disturbing.

8:38 p.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

She looks a bit post-surgery to me. Those lips!

9:17 p.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I can see why they called her gobby.

9:19 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Dat is wot we call a trout mouth 'round 'ere.

9:34 p.m.  
Blogger Foot Eater said...

Can we please have some pictures of her mum? I swear, once you see her, Jade will look as posh as royalty.

9:40 p.m.  
Blogger PI said...

You should have seen her before the make-over and don't forget her acolytes - Danielle who said the dog thing and that (ooh it makes me spit to think of it)Shulpa couldn't speak English!!!!! And Jo who eggs everybody on to behave atrociously and then hides her face behind a cushion. I swore i wouldn't mention them again but you did bring it up - better out than in!

11:24 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know I try to be as nice as possible about people but she is a fat, ugly cunt.

12:12 a.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Bloody hell. I've just watched Big Brother on an internet video. I've never seen it before being in Yankeeland, and that, but I haven't been to Outer Mongolia lately so I'd heard there was a big furore.

First off I was repelled by Jade Goody. She is something else. But then I started to get more pissed off with the other two, Jo and Danielle, who sat doing a nasty sniggering thing right through the big fight.

Jade is a moron and a gobby one at that but she was in the heat of battle so to speak. Jo and Danielle sat back as non-combatants and laughed in all the right places to egg Jade on. That, to me, is more cold-bloodedly nasty than Jade was. They had more control over themselves but they made the whole thing twice as bad by prodding the beast Jade into a fury. One of the two hench-bimbos - don't know which - made the most overtly racist comment I heard in the whole programme, saying she thought Shilpa should go back home.

It's easier to point at Jade because she is truly a travesty, thicker than shit and practically a cartoon, plus she hogs all the screaming for herself. I think the other two deserve as much heat though because although they're not as loud and obnoxious they are nasty, bitchy cowards and I liked them even less than Jade.

I can't believe Jermaine Jackson is on that show. Who's the other American guy.

I feel wrung out after watching that. When's it on next? It's like a road accident you just have to look at. I think I can see why people get hooked on this stuff.

I'm in trouble, aren't I?

12:41 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

given that jade mixed race (jamaican descent) i find the comments about her looks here pretty questionable.

1:08 a.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I disagreed with you over on Sweary Lady's about the dogs, cat. I think I made my point better there than I did when you posted on it here, so, if you're interested...

Still love ya, mind you.

I know I'm in the minority on it and the last people I want to be identified along side with is the shrieky tabloid numpties on the matter, but it's just something I have Views on, is all.

Sorry, it's a bit rude to hijack this post with that, but I just wanted the chance to get your take on my points and see if you can't convince me the rotties are OK. You being a regular nippy-dog fleer down the park.

Shoot me down, mammycat! I can take it, baby! And can sometimes be convinced to change my mind on stuff.

Cheers

7:16 a.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

But it'd be hard to change my mind on this one.

I seem to be doing nothing but having Views on stuff tonight. Think I might need a kir and a wee bit of a settle down

7:19 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that she's now being treated for depression after undergoing her own form of racism at the hands of the media. She really is a fuckin idiot. A ridiculously wealthy fucking idiot.

8:20 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

she is worth 8 Million Kav, 8 MILLION english pounds, which probably makes her a Billionaire in the Euro.

9:25 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent.

Now can you get to work on that Lucy Buchanan from Shipwrecked?

10:29 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As an Indian, I feel sorry for the way she is being treated now. I hope the press lets off the poor girl. Everyone makes mistakes, and anyway, I think she said what she said in a fit of anger and has apologized deeply to Shilpa and her parents for it.

10:50 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

She heading to India to apologise to the nation. Who knew Jade was so all powerful? A whoe nation needs her apology.

11:12 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, that's what the fuss is about. Thanks for the summing up... this is why I don't watch TV anymore. I have never ever seen a single 'episode' of these "reality" tv shows. Ever. Go me, he said, smugly!

9:59 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ps... this "Jade" creature is in fact Kirstie Alley when the surgery went wrong?

10:52 p.m.  
Anonymous Dorty Nordener said...

What I want to know is: how the hell did she clock up a £8 million fortune in 4 years? Westlife have more talent ffs.

http://treasonvoice.blogspot.com/

5:07 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I know, every time I think about 8 million I feel disgusted wtih myslf for not making more money. I mean bloody hell, if Jade can do it, surely I can!

10:32 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, to be fair, she cant really be that much of an idiot to be able to make £8million, can she? i know alot of that came from magazines and whatever, but she is the one who brought out a prefume, the books, the exercise dvds, if she was that stupid, she wouldnt have done any one those things, so i say good on her..at least she is doing something and making money and not sitting around all day doing bugger all

11:50 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jade is a nasty interracial chicky. She would make a great porn star in a flick where a nasty multiracial fat chick gets it from several negroes and maybe an angry chinamen

2:15 a.m.  
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