Oh my God...
It is a day of beauty for most women, a day when families join, when a husband and wife declare their love and commitment to each other. For others however it is a day to spend loadsamoney on a chavtastic abomination.
Still, may they never waddle asunder, til knock off Channel, tan beds and Deee-ooor do them part.
Labels: She's my wife now Dave.
posted by fatmammycat at 12:33 a.m.
20 Comments:
Jesus Christ Superstar.
What can you say to that?
Planning your wedding, FMC?
We will read about it in the newspapers afterwords ;)
Goooooooooooooooooooood, I'm so f*cking drunk I can hardly type this moment!!!!!!!!
I blame it all on the festival, evil it is!!!!!!
Last night I went to this event: http://www.ladyboysofbangkok.co.uk/
...and it was AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
So much fun :)
That was the warm-up for today.... and now I officially can write anything more - there is more alcohol waiting for me Right Now!
Slainte, have a good weekend, babes :)
Essex fuckin' gypsies. Truly a class act.
You get a discount if you book the child's first holy communion at the same time....
well no prizes for guessing where they hide the weapons
Or indeed those two shetland ponies they borrowed.
I remember seeing a stretch Lada once and wondering whether it got many wedding bookings
She's a walking PSA for skin cancer. And she's WADDLING around in the dress. Just a thought: if it impedes you ability to walk, pick another dress.
Some people should not be allowed have money; plain and simple.
There should be some sort of taste and decency test imposed on everyone to determine how much money they should be allowed have and rules dictating what it can be spent on.
The people in that video should not even be allowed take that test.
And somebody call the social, those kids were dangerously underdressed!!
Medbh, she's wearing sneakers under it all!
I flinched in pain when I saw the color of her skin. That's aspirational with the chavs?
I did see the sneakers, FMC.
Ack.
How to make a wedding dress: 1. Take your granny's frilly loo roll cover; 2. Upsize it; 3. Insert one chav.
The reason she looks so uncomfortable is because she's still got the loo brush up her ass.
What the hell was that?!
That Metfit was a pikey wedding, the very best money can buy. Ah fuck it, if they had a good day out good luck to them and the nineteen children they're sure to have.
Around kitchen tables, remember those furry covers folk used to put on the toilet seat and around the base? We had one in my youth, it was salmon pink, same as the bath and sink and loo. VILE.
I.... I'm speechless. That took almost a half and hour to load up (we're on dial-up) but it was worth it.
Nothing says "class" like having to use a milk crate to crawl into a limo in your wedding dress, still not being able to do it, and having members of the wedding party shove you in.
And what was with those two girls in the yellow and hot pink mini skirts and halter tops? Did they get those from the Pete Burns collection?
And how on earth did the priest manage to keep a straight face? This may very well be excellent evidence that there is no God, for surely if there was a God, cries of "Abomination!" would have burst forth from the angelic choir and and the whole wedding party would have been struck dead when they entered the church.
Speechless. With glee or with horror, I do not know.
FS it's pretty shocking is it not? So shiny and burned.
ANDRASTE! welcome back, I assume you're vay-kayed up the wazoo by now, feeling nothing but peace and good will to all man?
The priest didn't laugh because clearly, that woman follows the rules. She buys the total package of what people tell her she should be and do, so you know she'll have the 19 kids you say, FMC, and send them all to church.
not quite back yet, dahling. Just had a second in between traveling and hosting, thought I'd see what you were up to.
No good, I see!
Suddenly Peter Andre and Jordan seem almost normal.
My gramma still has the fuzzy things in her bathroom! Oh god, and even one covering a box of tissue! Magenta. Everything in there is magenta...*shudder*
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