Monday, December 03, 2007

Unclean unclean.

I am sick. Poorly. Blib dribbled. Snot filled, ears bunged up, cough cough woosh kind of sick. A weekend spent in town has rendered me unclean. Personally I blame people who just won't cover their fucking mouths or use a hanky when they cough and sneeze. Filthy germ ridden skanks.
I wonder what happened to Katy French?

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Blogger gimme a minute said...

Snuggle up in bed and have the cats fetch fluids.

And Katy? Overdose or Twenty voodoo dolling. One or the other.

1:00 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I wonder how the Indo will spin this one. 'Ireland's most hella mega super most intelligent model was spiked, by people jealous of her sexuality, we're sure.'
You may be right about going back to bed.

1:13 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.. and your favourite if I rememeber.. pj's, carrots with humus, cartoons, warm room, quilt, cat on lap and sipping something warm :-)

1:14 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

hummm, and guilt free too. I think we have a winner.

1:21 p.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

I'll warm yer up.


You knew I'd say that, but it's still the best cure.

1:36 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Vicks Vapo Rub on your chest then throw on the layers, FMC. It'll clear your head and chest of the gunk.
The microbial madness will pass just in time for party season. Better to get it out of the way now so that you can have much rum in the weeks ahead.

1:38 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Okay, I just saw her picture up over there.
That woman is 24?
In what, dog years?
She looks 40.
Ack.

1:40 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

A big splodge of vicks in hot water, stick ur head over it and cover with a towel. Cures cancer, so it does.

Not really, but it might cure a cold tho.

3:15 p.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

I found a photo of Katy French on google - very, very Chav!

3:31 p.m.  
Blogger Dr. James McInerney said...

Quite often nasty bugs are killed by flash-freezing, say at -20oC. Do you have a deep-freeze?

4:23 p.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

Poor thing. Hot Robinson's orange barley water and apples for the inwards, hot water bottle, blankets and Vicks for the outerwards. Hot toddy at bedtime. You'll be right as rain in no time.

In the meantime this'll cheer you up: Foots is back!

4:38 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

Sorry to hear you're sick, Cat. Looks like everyone's got some good advice for comforting yourself during an illness. I stand by hot cider with cinnamon and spiced rum. And sleeeeeeep.

But in order to stay healthy, I recommend vast amounts of Vitamin D, believe it or not. Take some good, fish-derived D, at least 1200 IU's a day. I'm convinced it's better for your immune system than vitamin C or zinc, which makes a lot of people sick. It's all I'm hearing about these days.

5:47 p.m.  
Anonymous laughykate said...

Hot water with honey and lemon and a big slice of ginger. Also, I find a filthy tom yum soup is really good to annihilate nasal passages and sooth broken glass throats. Maybe sooth is the wrong word, take your mind off it - maybe more appropriate.

You know the wierd thing about being sick? I reckon you always kind of look forward to being in bed and watching trash tele etc...but when it happens, you feel so rubbish - you don't enjoy it.

Get well soon. Oh and, flat lemonade.

8:38 p.m.  
Blogger daisy mae said...

as long as we're all leaving our home remedies...

2 cups boiling water, juice from 2 lemons, 2 tbsp honey, and as much cayenne as you can stand. tastes like shite when you're healthy... but when i'm sick it's the only thing i want.

10:29 p.m.  
Blogger Manuel said...

hot whiskey madam?

1:53 a.m.  
Blogger PI said...

I can never understand why the young prefer sodden tissue to a lovely soft lawn handkerchief. The bigger the better - so I get great comfort from my husband's. It really is my comfort blanket and - about once a day - I find I am without and he - very sweetly- always has a spare in his breast pocket. Pockets are his comfort blanket. We're fairly normal otherwise:)

9:14 a.m.  
Blogger Caro said...

It's because you have to wash them. And *shudder* iron them too...

12:40 p.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

How're you today, Snotty, my love?

Sounds like the miseries have well and truly moved in, and rearranged the furniture in your body. Keep warm and watch some Christmas telly with the cat.

Get well soon, The Cat!

5:10 p.m.  
Blogger gimme a minute said...

I am very very glad that your illness and silence did come 24 hours earlier thus leading me to the inevitable conclusion that you are in fact Katy French.

Close one.

Get well soon.

5:22 p.m.  
Blogger The Hangar Queen said...

My condolences.I was getting ready to make a will I was so sick last week.

Hot whiskey with cloves and lemon is the way to go.

7:29 a.m.  
Blogger aquaasho said...

Hope you're feeling better today.

9:14 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Thanks to everyone for the best wishes, I was in meetings this morning, bunged up, deaf and slightly woozy from the cough medicine, but I -Like Miss Queen- no longer want to die. So thank you all.

2:16 p.m.  
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