Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Oh Scotty, beam me up!

A while back I did a piece on this fine fellow
For about a week I went about scottifying all manner of things, then I got distracted and I forgot about poor old Scott.
But huzzah! There I was blithering about during my lunch break, reading some mindless gossip as I scoffed a chiken wrap when what should I stumble over only this
Eeeeeee. I love it, the poses, the tan, the Magnum, the never cracking a hint of expression, the No1-ism, the clothes. It's unreal, it's beyond parody. It's it's well it's Scott again.
Don't ever change Scott, the world needs you, not for the reason you think, but for other reason you couldn't even begin to possibly fathom.
He has Scottified my wednesday, why not let him Scottify yours.



Blogger Conan Drumm said...

How can you scoff at Scott? Dontcha know he's No. 1?

2:00 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I wouldn't dream of scoffing at Scotty, that man is camera ready 365 (!) days a years, top that. I couldn't.

2:03 p.m.  
Anonymous Pinkie said...


2:12 p.m.  
Blogger Rusticissimus maximus said...

Well, it looks like he's having the guy standing next to him...and testosterone; yes, lots of testosterone.

2:17 p.m.  
Blogger Lou said...

Oh my sainted aunt. He needs to unclench... :D

Photo-ready, maybe for an ad for ex-lax!

2:25 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...


And again...eeeewwwwww....

3:12 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

I'd love to know where a man (teehehehe) like that drinks... what pub could fit an ego like that through the door?

3:25 p.m.  
Blogger Dr. James McInerney said...

SW, my thoughts were moderately similar, but along the lines of "I would hate to be stuck in a pub sitting at the same table as him". But not for the reasons he thinks I would hate it.

3:35 p.m.  
Anonymous AM in Belgium said...

I'm pretty sure he is trying to do Zoolander's "Blue Steel" pose.

Pouty lips. Hard stare.

It's all there.

3:52 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

But he's so pec-ular. Y'alls just be hatin' on his perfection and permanent state of readiness.
365 day a year!

4:12 p.m.  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

Yes, he definitely needs a good glassing.

4:14 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Oh now, you're just green with envy I can tell. He's got Magnum down pat. Just because you won't wax your filthy beard and think 360 days is plenty of days to be photo shoot ready.

4:18 p.m.  
Blogger Birchsprite said...


If only I could be ready 365 days a year

4:22 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Oh Sprite, me too, but I feel we mortals can but gaze upon such Number One with hallowed awe.

4:38 p.m.  
Blogger English Mum said...

Ew he's icky.

5:30 p.m.  
Blogger English Mum said...

Oh and congrats on the nomination, you ol' popculturist, you! x

5:30 p.m.  
Anonymous Pinkie said...

Even his cheek (face) muscles are flexed! look at that - now who here knew it was possible to flex your cheek (face) muscles so?

5:42 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

This dude's face is like a leather handbag from all the tanning.
Seriously, this guy is one of the biggest douche bags walking. If I saw him, I'd have to laugh.

6:02 p.m.  
Blogger Mayrasmom said...

Poor guy, looks like he has a sinus infection...

6:42 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Cheers EM!
His face is rather odd looking, but I'm betting he practiced and practiced that look until it was jussst so. Can you imagine hoe long it must take Scotty here to get ready in the morning? Can you imagine his routine? Can you imagine what Scotty thinks. No? ME neither.

7:36 p.m.  
Anonymous Sam, Problemchildbride said...

For sheesh! I feel like they're peering out and trying to search my soul for the dumbbells they mislaid earlier.

I want to tell them I did it! 'Twas me who knicked their dumb blarsted bells!

And congratulations on your nommy, sweetheart! Hearty congratulations.

7:47 p.m.  
Anonymous eva said...

I just saw your nomination too - congrats :)
You've got my vote, for sure!
And hey - if you keep Scotty and Carrot Top on as regular features, there is no contest, really, is there!?

8:01 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Cheers dahlings, and Miss Sam I see you too are listed, most excellent.

8:12 p.m.  
Anonymous Sam, Problemchildbride said...

Cheers, darlin' but I'm not Irish see. Devin was a dear sweet doll of a gal for including me in your number and nominating me and it really made my day to see my blog listed there with all of you amazing bloggers, but at the end of the day my closest Irish connection was a great great grandpa in the way-back when and I just don't think that cuts it. I'd feel like an imposter so I've asked them to remove my name.

So many bloody good Irish blogs, I really hope these are the beginnings of a whole new tradition in Irish writing. You lot definitely have a way about you with the words.

10:15 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Hell if having grandpappys of yore work for our football team....

10:19 p.m.  
Anonymous Babs said...

His chest looks like two of those round bread rolls that are still stuck together, painted with Ronseal Quick Drying Varnish. Yock!

10:21 p.m.  
Anonymous stipes said...

365 days?? please tell me this is a leap year and some day soon he will implode

10:34 p.m.  
Blogger Ramon Insertnamehere said...

He looks constipated to me.

But then, what would I know?

10:36 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

But he's so shiny and...pouty. He's number one you know, how many of you can say THAT?*

* I want to be number 7, I feel its a good inner chi number.

10:43 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Are those breast implants he's sporting?

I wanna be #13 and hang comfortably near the back. I'm hardly ever camera ready, btw.

11:34 p.m.  
Blogger Ramon Insertnamehere said...

"Oi, Scott. Show us yer tits*"

*Can you say "tits" here?

11:53 p.m.  
Blogger Oblivion Seeker said...

Why has he had his buttocks grafted to his chest?

And Stipes - it is a leap year. Yippee!

6:10 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Ramon you can indeed.
I imagine those puppies are real. It must be exhausting to stay flexed 365 days a year, no wonder his face looks so swollen.

7:45 a.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

Apologies for posting a link FMC, but his site is even more ridiculous...

remove it if ya want.

9:55 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Good lord no Sheepie, that's a keeper.

10:01 a.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

Totally gross.

10:34 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Grossly Number One though.

10:52 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

interesting post. I would love to follow you on twitter. By the way, did you know that some chinese hacker had hacked twitter yesterday again.

7:49 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

quite interesting read. I would love to follow you on twitter. By the way, did you know that some chinese hacker had hacked twitter yesterday again.

7:59 p.m.  

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