Friday, March 14, 2008

Scottify your Gingerday.

Remember that Nenah Cherry song? 7 Seconds? Nice song, right? Well I, Fatmammycat, your devoted chumley, am offering up 15 seconds of sheer open mouthed tangerine shaded mingosity.
Don't blame me for this one, I was all, 'hey let's feel the Gingerday love today and also wallow in some eighties bliss' but then chumley Medbh was all, 'do your worst' and what not and I could sense her hair was growing bigger, and that struck me as a bit of a challenge and fatcats LOVE challenges.
Then THAT got me thinking of being number one, and naturally that led me to straight to Scotty.
So the following 15 seconds is for all the laydeees out there- but especially Medbh- who think number twos and challenges are ALL that. Can't you feel the quiver?
Give it up!
Scottify!

(Vomit bags are optional. Except for you Andraste, you're going to need one.)

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Anonymous The Bad Ambassador said...

I remember that song "7 Seconds"

I don't have it on CD or MP3 so can anybody confirm or deny if the first 2 words of the song are "pulling myself"

2:09 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Sorry, not playing. Not going there. Hum di dum, dee dah dee, lah di dah...

2:10 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Allow me BA, brought to you by the power of Ginger.

Boul ma sene, boul ma guiss madi re nga fokni mane
Khamouma li neka thi sama souf ak thi guinaw
Beugouma kouma khol oaldine yaw li neka si yaw
mo ne si man, li ne si mane moye dilene diapale
Roughneck and rudeness,
We should be using, on the ones who practice wicked charms

For the sword and the stone
Bad to the bone
Battle is not over
Even when it's won
And when a child is born into this world
It has no concept
Of the tone the skin is living in

It's not a second
7 seconds away
Just as long as I stay
I'll be waiting
It's not a second
7 seconds away
Just as long as I stay
I'll be waiting X3
J'assume les raisons qui nous poussent de changer tout,
J'aimerais qu'on oublie leur couleur pour qu'ils esperent
Beaucoup de sentiments de race qui font qu'ils desesperent
Je veux les portes grandements ouvertes,
Des amis pour parler de leur peine, de leur joie
Pour qu'ils leur filent des infos qui ne divisent pas
Changer
7 seconds away
Just as long as I stay
I'll be waiting
It's not a second
7 seconds away
Just as long as I stay
I'll be waiting X3
And when a child is born into this world
It has no concept
Of the tone the skin is living in
And there's a million voices
And there's a million voices
To tell you what she should be thinking
So you better sober up for just a second
7 seconds away
Just as long as I stay
I'll be waiting
It's not a second
7 seconds away
Just as long as I stay
I'll be waiting
It's not a second
7 seconds away

Just as long as I stay
I'll be waiting
Buffalo Stance

Conan, go ON! It's only 15 seconds, no music I swear, you know you want to.

2:13 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

The music is NOT the problem, I actually have the Neneh Cherry CD 'Man' with that collaboration with Youssou NDour (sp?) on it. It's not my ears I fear for, it's my eyes.... and for God'sd sake would you THINK OF THE CHILDREN...

2:18 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I is, kids need to learn to be NUMBER ONE, innit? But mostly it's the facking birds I woz thinking of. How can we resist? I mean, second place got no business cluttering up Gingerday.

2:21 p.m.  
Anonymous English Mum said...

Ew. That orange chap is reeeevolting. I wonder, exactly what kind of 'birds' flock to him and his strangely puffed up orange friends? The mind doth boggle. x

2:27 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Gulls maybe, or vultures? I believe they'll pick the rancid meat off any old corpse.

2:38 p.m.  
Anonymous Sam, Problemchildbride said...

"The bigger the bling, the smaller the thing."

- An old Hebridean adage.

2:45 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Snarf, there were some smart folks up on them there isles.

2:46 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

Cooooorrrrrrr....wha' cunt, aye?

2:54 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Wot? You mean you is not flockin' to 'im? Even wiv all 'is bling 'n cuffs? You must be the wrong type of bird darlin'.

3:03 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

I fink. 'Ence, not 'is type of bird.

3:27 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

You win, FMC.
I was SCREAMING at the monitor.

I thank you for being merciful and keeping it short.
Yack.

3:36 p.m.  
Blogger Rusticissimus maximus said...

Thanks a bunch FMC, I'm straight now!

4:23 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Screaming eh? Wild with desire no doubt, the lorra ya. I mean how could you not? On further inspection, say about second 12 or thereabouts, I believe I spy-with my little eye- a very tiny pony tail. If this is so, then Soctty is the very essence of hawtness, as doctor evil might say.
Oh look chumlies, it's THAT time of a Gingerday, Smurf must be wiping my seat down right about now and removing my precious rum from the press. Oh verily Sir Smurf, of Smurfington Hall, though you won't read this, I want folk to know that you are a man of rare shine.

5:37 p.m.  
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