Friday, June 20, 2008

Happy Gingerday!




Even though I am most cranky and irritable and work sodden I would still wish you happy gingerday and of course kick off the countdown to beer o'clock. VITAL on Gingerdays. Sheepie is quite right.
Today's retro Ginger is actually brought to you by Medbh, she of the double puppy delight I'm so envious of. See Medbh knows, as do I, the power of ginger is so awesome that only rarely can it be used in advertising, less it blow every other non ginger advertisement clean out of the water or wattur as I have just hear it called. Thus ad-men the length and breadth of the universe signed a deal swearing not to abuse the heady power of the ginger.
'Let's use those insipid blondes and boring brunettes.' They said to one another over cigars and Cognac. 'We'll put in treaty format, anyone wanting to use a fabulous flaming Ginger must apply and get a permit.'
'Huzzah!'
'Also, we'll make getting the elusive permit harder to get than getting planning permission to do ANYTHING in Co. Wicklow.'
'Huzzah! Gadzooks! More Cognac!'
'Ginger be praised!'
And LO! it did come to pass. And this is the reason you alost hardly never ever see gingers flogging stuff in adverts. Unfair advantage you see.


(the gratis shot of Carrot-toppicus love muffincus is just to dampen everybody's underwear. See? I AM kind)

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Blogger Medbh said...

Huzzah to the Gingervating Ginger Day, FMC!
Retro ginger is hella cool.

3:11 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

You're missing an opportunity here, Missus. Gingery puppieses!! Chowsies and Sharpeisies and some Boxerses can be quite gingeryliciously cutesey-wootsey!

Where is dem? Where are the pictures of their likkle plumpy marmaladey bellieses, with snortling num-num noiseies muffled only by their fluffy-wum tum-a-lums?

3:13 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Sweet Jesus Conan, have you been at the sherry? Hold on man, hold on until beer o'clock!

Medbh, it is and I thank you.

3:19 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

Huzzah!
You have pleased me FMC, pleased me muchly.

Conan, want some ritalin?

3:26 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Vlly Vilcome.

3:28 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

It was a test, folks.

I'm actually now of the belief that Missus doesn't really want a puppy at all, unless it is her belov-ed Carrottop on all fours chewing a slipper, and wiggling his back end.

I will be hitting the vino hard later in order to rid my mind of this mental image. Fridays, (Gingerdays) can be trying for us ordinry folk.

3:34 p.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

"Carrottop on all fours chewing a slipper, and wiggling his back end"

Christ on a bike, Conan! No need. NO NEED!

Waiter!

3:43 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

"Carrottop on all fours chewing a slipper, and wiggling his back end"

The inconvenience of a drool splattered keyboard aside, I believe I need to hear more...

4:01 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

My rates for Carrottop 'erotica' are hideously expensive, but she who pays the piper may call the tune!

4:09 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a naked Carrot top today!
However in lieu of that, if you could just incorporate something involving oil, masked highwaymen, stormy nights, swords, oil, candlelight, oil, green glittery cod pieces, naked sword fighting, oil, and loud operatic music into some kind of erotic story, deliverable by Monday, a filthy day, that would be awesome.

4:29 p.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

FMC - I know you regularly feature that ginger guy, but who is he? Scuse my ignorance if he is famous for something!

4:38 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Ah, Carrotop meets Wagner... Siegfried, that kind of thing? With lashings of body oil?

4:38 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

With yourself as Brunhilde, naturlick (sic)!

4:39 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Naturally!

Shebah, that is Carrot-Top an American legend of humour and magicks! Before Carrot-top there was only Carouso and that chap from the Deadzone, but now...sigh.

4:51 p.m.  
Anonymous AM in Brussels said...

That kid in the poster is hideously horrible.

If that's what gingerosity does to you, I think I'll dye my hair a little darker.

As for carrot top...

5:05 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I know, he sets your heart racing, right?

5:09 p.m.  
Anonymous eva said...

For sure he sets us all racing for the nearest bottle!
Happy Ginger Day, FMC, I for one am deeply grateful that this week is over, it's been a week from hell and now all I want to do is get drunk quickly - so thanks for giving me the final Ginger nudge ;)

6:11 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

You're going to get all sorts of google searches for ginger porn now, FMC.
Hee.

6:14 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

It will make a change from 'far porn' and 'cow sex' which I normally get.

What ho Eva! Long week indeed. I am off to Smurf's humble establishment to watch football and to drink some fine beer. A merry weekend to you.

And to everyone, have a good weekend.

6:51 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

-r + T in 'far porn'. To the pub mobile!

6:52 p.m.  
Blogger Mayrasmom said...

gingervating...
sounds like something that needs batteries...
I could use a Ginger Beer right about now.
-Kathleen

7:55 p.m.  
Blogger Monkey said...

I missed Ginger day!!! This makes me sad, Im off now to cheer myself up by smelling my own farts in the shower.

12:51 p.m.  
Blogger Celia Pleete said...

HHAHAHAHAHAH That Carrot Top picture made it. Ugh!!!

9:50 p.m.  
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