Spanx- for Men.
In the interest of fairness I rang the Paramour in work.
'Hi, would you wear Spanx?'
'Spanx, you know that thing that was in the Times.'
'Not a chance.'
'You said it was uncomfortable and he couldn't breath. that's stupid, if he's worried about his waist he should just wear a loose t-shirt.'
'Even if it pulled your waist in by 3 inches?'
'I don't give a shit about that.'
'Okay dokey, see you later.'
Spanx 0 /Confused man- 1
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