Anthropological Studies. Bizarre sexual behaviour of people

Many thanks to XXXX for sending me an amused link to the following. Let me see if I can shorten this little quirky quirk for y'all.
Girl goes on dating site, chit-chats with dude from dating site for number of weeks, girl meets dude, dude and girl don't hit it off, girl comes home, gets tipsy, dude calls, she goes to his gaff, drinks more, has sex, is sent home in cab and is angry because dude does not issue second date, complains on dating site that dude is jerk. ( personal responsibility, what on earth could that be)

"When the meal ended he only offered to pay for his half, and then bails. Doesn't offer me a ride or anything. What did I do wrong? It was so depressing since I really liked him online.

Naturally, I go home and drink almost a full bottle of wine when I get a text message from him. He asks if I want to come over his place and hang out, maybe watch a movie. I thought "This is great, he's going to make it up to me and maybe he was just nervous before". Well I get there and drink some more with him, and next thing you know we're having sex. At the end of the night he calls me a cab and I go home, THINKING that this is just the first of many dates."


What the holy mother of marmalade? It gets better, Dude then offers his 'side' of the date and subsequent belly slapping here.


But this comment by said 'dude' nearly made me spit up my granola.

Okay, so I'll give a little input on my side. I'm going to have to end up deleting this page anyway. Before we met I asked why she had no full body pics. She said it was because she takes all her pics and can't get her whole frame that way, but said she was average sized. I took that to be maybe 140, 150 at the most. Not ideally healthy, but she seemed pretty cool and I gave her props for messaging me. But when we met for our date, this girl was very VERY large and that is not something I am comfortable with. I reacted by acting a little rude because I felt deceived and it was unexpected.

One detail you forgot in your drunken stupor is that you texted me first, and asked to get together. I was in the mood and watching a lot of porn so I agreed. And I never invited you to any concert, I just told you about the concert. I never responded because I thought the best way to get rid of you was by ignoring you in hopes that you'll get the hint. Get it? Peace.


I'm still laughing at 'peace'.

It then gets even weirder when it turns out the lady in question had been on the site using and passing off photos of another girl as herself, then claiming she loves some chap she has never actually met.
I mean. It's like an interwebular episode of Knots Landing. I never even KNEW this kind of entertainment existed. Oh I'll never get a lick of work done today.
I think the moral of the story is don't go have sex with people who don't seem even remotely interested in you and then complain about it later.