Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Arrest me Officer, I'm guilty of twee in the first degree.

The 25-year-old genetics student from Aberdeen University can play the fantasy fireman, serve as a "buff" butler, sexy soldier or even a revealing James Bond. But it is his portrayal of a peeling policeman, Sergeant Eros, which has placed him unwillingly at the centre of an extraordinary spat between the real-life boys in blue and their political overlords.

This made me laugh out loud, frightening myself as I was rather grumpy before hand.


"It was the 22nd time Mr Kennedy had appeared before the bench since his first arrest in March 2007 and he has spent 123 hours in police custody. Since his first brush with the law he has faced charges including possession of an offensive weapon – his truncheon and a fake CS spray – and allegedly fitting a flashing light to his car.

But so far none of the cases brought against him have yielded a successful prosecution and with two further court dates pending, there is mounting anger over claims that the legal actions have cost some £170,000 of public money and have risked turning the police in and around his native Aberdeen into a laughing stock.

The latest followed his arrest while driving home from Aberdeen's Tiger Tiger club dressed in full uniform. He said he had been forced to flee the nightspot fully clothed after being threatened by an angry boyfriend."

Oh Sergeant Eros, what a big truncheon you have! Oh honestly, you'd have to imagine in this day and age, what with crime being rife and all, that police might have more to do with their time than arresting a 25 year old stripper, preventing him from warming the cockles of his audience.
Seriously. No seriously.

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13 Comments:

Blogger Conan Drumm said...

It being Scotland they must be uptight "wee free" policemen.

10:47 a.m.  
Anonymous sheepworrier said...

It's not like there isn't anything for the police to be doing around Aberdeen either - went there for a stag weekend once and managed to get threatened by knife-weilding maniacs on 2 seperate occasions!

10:56 a.m.  
Blogger Manuel said...

quality...though I'm not a fan of the naked waiter/butler thing.....they do a disservice to us fatter less sexy waiters...

11:00 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I'm just entertainng myself imagining whst other professional outfits he might like to perform in. Sexy Butcher? Doesn't really work does it?

11:22 a.m.  
Blogger Dr. James McInerney said...

Oh sweet Christma. I was in Rody Bolands inn Rathmines a few weeks ago for a pintie, when this fat bloke came in dressed in a pilots uniform. He went over to the fat girl who was 'celebrating' her 30th birthday. He started to strip, revealing his hair shirt and tighty-whiteys, held a banana up close to his manhood and forced this girl (who was clearly not enjoying the 'fun' and neither was her mother who was unbelievably offended) to bite his banana. He then bent her over a chair and spanked her. A small amount of sick made its way into my mouth, but I swallowed it down - didn't want the place to improve its appearance. Stripograms are sooo 80s darling.
I took a photo of the proceedings and might try to upload it today. If I do, I will post a link to the awfulness that I had to endure in Rody Bolands a few weeks ago.
Other than that - Rody Boland's is a fine boozer.

12:14 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Sgt. Eros!
Hilarious.
That's better than Buck Naked.

1:04 p.m.  
Blogger Sweary said...

Now look here. Impersonating an officer is a serious offence. I mean, what if an unsuspecting member of the public had demanded Sgt. Eros rescue her pussy from a large, stately oak? Think of the consequences!

1:34 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Docky, watch this

2:22 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Send the link to Sweary Docky, she's out the back planting acorns.

2:44 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Bah, Sorry that link is bollocks, sorry.

2:49 p.m.  
Blogger Jimmy Bastard said...

The main pastime for males under 25in Aberdeen is sticking all 6 fingers up at the owner of the local swimming pool after he announced a ban on webbed feet.

5:28 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

heh. Excellent.

1:05 p.m.  
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4:11 p.m.  

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