Thursday, February 12, 2009

Mobile minivan of bee-bees!






No really, I know, I know, I'm a woman, I get it, I do I swear, life, birth, beautiful, mystery of life, beautiful, natural, yep yep, all of that...
And yet when I looked at the photo of Nadya Suleman, taken a scant 8 days before she popped out 8 babies, I'm convinced I could actually feel my hymen re-growing. Either that or it was my womb pulling down its shutters and loading the double guage.
I'm going to the gym.

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33 Comments:

Anonymous sheepworrier said...

She's... erm... radiant.

2:45 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I keep thinking...oh never mind I am REALLY going to the gym.

2:49 p.m.  
Blogger morgor said...

They mostly come out at night , mostly.

2:55 p.m.  
OpenID grimsaburger said...

Oh...my...gross.

"Natural" is the key word here. "Natural" that ain't.

3:25 p.m.  
Anonymous eva said...

And she didn't even get laid...

3:39 p.m.  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

Send me a pic of yerself and I'll photoshop a belly onto you if you want to know what it'll look like :)

3:45 p.m.  
Anonymous Penelope_CA said...

Nothing about that walking uterus is "natural"... have you seen the trout pout on her??

I saw parts of her interview and it's obvious that she's not dealing with reality. I couldn't bear to watch the entire thing and give her the attention/validation she so craves. Those poor kids have already been dammed to a freak show exisitance and the more details come out the less public sympathy she has.

Frankly I think that the children should be taken off her and adopted out. There is no way a single mom can adequatley give eight infants in addition to the six she already has the individual attention and love they need. Heck, the taxpayers are already paying for food stamps for them and additional disbility payments for three of the exisitng kids.

My heart breaks for the kids. Octo-mom on the other hand needs her vagina sewn shut! And don't even get me started on the fertility doctor!!!

3:49 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I saw bits of that interview but I couldn't catch all of it, the general jist I got was she's unemployed, a little unhinged from reality, that her student loan- which is rather large and has been paying for her up to now- will be payed back by her taking a job as some kind of therapist or something, no mention of who might mind the 14 children or where they might all live. I gather 17 into 3 just won't go. It was all very very depressing.

5:43 p.m.  
Blogger Angie said...

ugh! That is just wrong. I have two children. And have no issues with childbirth, but that? She has more than just issues.

6:14 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Ouch!

7:34 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Scary AND ouch. As Annie says succinctly, she has isues.

7:59 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

There's an evolutionary reason female humans have got only two mammary glands.

8:28 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

It's all just a bit disturbing, Conan. And her doctor should be really ashamed of himself.

8:38 p.m.  
Anonymous Bonnie B. said...

If only her brains had been as large as her stomach!

And-lucky me-I live in California and will have the honor of helping to pay for those babies and their life-long health care. Wouldn't it be divine justice to make her fertility doctor pay ALL OF THE EXPENSES?!?!?

(Some days, I don't know whether to open a vein or start shooting from a clock tower somewhere)

8:41 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Well, you should probably take comfort in the fact that you will also be paying for her plastic surgery. See, you made the world a...more...somethingy place!

8:50 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

He must be one of those evil experimenting doctors who plays an organ in a cellar each night before taking a caliper to measure his collection of foetal skulls.

8:52 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Eep, like ze Phantom of the Ossuary!

9:06 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

MMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Baby Bwains! MMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...






*reminds self to consider taking meds*

9:14 p.m.  
Anonymous Bonnie B. said...

*reminds self to remember to contribute to Conans meds*

9:22 p.m.  
Anonymous problemchildbride said...

I'm surprised she could stand unaided without tipping over like Mr. Wobblyman from Noddy.

9:53 p.m.  
Blogger Dr. James McInerney said...

I like the way she thinks. How can I subscribe to her newsletter?

11:08 p.m.  
Anonymous Dawn said...

Jaysus, that's just reinforcing my 'no babies' rule...

That woman seems to have many issues- I pity those kids so much.

12:25 a.m.  
Blogger Manuel said...

crikey......and i mean that

12:27 a.m.  
Blogger Dr. James McInerney said...

Another six nipples and she'd be fine.

12:32 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Imagine how she must have slept for the last few weeks of her pregnancy?

9:23 a.m.  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

Let's face it:

It could be worse

12:28 p.m.  
Blogger John Braine said...

Now that's what I call a Fat Mammy Cat.

Smear her in Whiskas and you got yourself a logo.

12:44 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Smear her in...good grief man! How your mind works.


Twenty, har, and eek, so life like.

1:29 p.m.  
Anonymous Nicolesurx said...

Scary AND ouch. As Annie says succinctly, she has isues.

10:06 p.m.  
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