Mobile minivan of bee-bees!
No really, I know, I know, I'm a woman, I get it, I do I swear, life, birth, beautiful, mystery of life, beautiful, natural, yep yep, all of that...
And yet when I looked at the photo of Nadya Suleman, taken a scant 8 days before she popped out 8 babies, I'm convinced I could actually feel my hymen re-growing. Either that or it was my womb pulling down its shutters and loading the double guage.
I'm going to the gym.
posted by fatmammycat at 2:34 p.m.
31 Comments:
She's... erm... radiant.
I keep thinking...oh never mind I am REALLY going to the gym.
They mostly come out at night , mostly.
Oh...my...gross.
"Natural" is the key word here. "Natural" that ain't.
And she didn't even get laid...
Send me a pic of yerself and I'll photoshop a belly onto you if you want to know what it'll look like :)
Nothing about that walking uterus is "natural"... have you seen the trout pout on her??
I saw parts of her interview and it's obvious that she's not dealing with reality. I couldn't bear to watch the entire thing and give her the attention/validation she so craves. Those poor kids have already been dammed to a freak show exisitance and the more details come out the less public sympathy she has.
Frankly I think that the children should be taken off her and adopted out. There is no way a single mom can adequatley give eight infants in addition to the six she already has the individual attention and love they need. Heck, the taxpayers are already paying for food stamps for them and additional disbility payments for three of the exisitng kids.
My heart breaks for the kids. Octo-mom on the other hand needs her vagina sewn shut! And don't even get me started on the fertility doctor!!!
I saw bits of that interview but I couldn't catch all of it, the general jist I got was she's unemployed, a little unhinged from reality, that her student loan- which is rather large and has been paying for her up to now- will be payed back by her taking a job as some kind of therapist or something, no mention of who might mind the 14 children or where they might all live. I gather 17 into 3 just won't go. It was all very very depressing.
ugh! That is just wrong. I have two children. And have no issues with childbirth, but that? She has more than just issues.
Scary AND ouch. As Annie says succinctly, she has isues.
There's an evolutionary reason female humans have got only two mammary glands.
It's all just a bit disturbing, Conan. And her doctor should be really ashamed of himself.
If only her brains had been as large as her stomach!
And-lucky me-I live in California and will have the honor of helping to pay for those babies and their life-long health care. Wouldn't it be divine justice to make her fertility doctor pay ALL OF THE EXPENSES?!?!?
(Some days, I don't know whether to open a vein or start shooting from a clock tower somewhere)
Well, you should probably take comfort in the fact that you will also be paying for her plastic surgery. See, you made the world a...more...somethingy place!
He must be one of those evil experimenting doctors who plays an organ in a cellar each night before taking a caliper to measure his collection of foetal skulls.
Eep, like ze Phantom of the Ossuary!
MMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Baby Bwains! MMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
*reminds self to consider taking meds*
*reminds self to remember to contribute to Conans meds*
I'm surprised she could stand unaided without tipping over like Mr. Wobblyman from Noddy.
I like the way she thinks. How can I subscribe to her newsletter?
Jaysus, that's just reinforcing my 'no babies' rule...
That woman seems to have many issues- I pity those kids so much.
crikey......and i mean that
Another six nipples and she'd be fine.
Imagine how she must have slept for the last few weeks of her pregnancy?
Let's face it:
It could be worse
Now that's what I call a Fat Mammy Cat.
Smear her in Whiskas and you got yourself a logo.
Smear her in...good grief man! How your mind works.
Twenty, har, and eek, so life like.
Scary AND ouch. As Annie says succinctly, she has isues.
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