Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I Hate PETA, part...erm, one hundred and eleventy-three?



I hate PETA. I hate them with the strength of at least eight kittens. They are disgusting a manipulative sexist pet-killing bunch of assholes of the highest order.
They equate feeding your child meat with child abuse. Wearing fur/leather/ suede with barbaric cruelty, owning a pet with slavery, buying a puppy with killing a shelter dog, and not being a naked slender photoshopped woman with...well something or other.
So bearing this in mind even I was mildly surprised to see them equating The American Kennel Club with the KKK, you know, that band of merry god fearing Christians who liked to oppress African Americans, women, gays, liberals, jews, and oh you know, everyone who wasn't an Oppressive White Christian Male (OWCM)>
See, dog breeders are = or > than OWCM or KKK.
Got that? Good.
Now excuse me while I carry on hating them for being a thoughtless bunch of pet killing jerks.

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11 Comments:

Blogger Medbh said...

PETA is full of privileged white kids who need a smack in the head and a dose of reality.

4:12 p.m.  
Anonymous morgor said...

Didn't think the KKK had anything more against women than say, the catholic church.

Anyway, is there any PETA branch in Ireland?

They should all be airdropped naked into the deepest jungle to see how they get on.

I'm sure they'd have a great time berating tarantulas for being inconsiderate.

4:55 p.m.  
Anonymous Bonnie B. said...

Hate them a couple of extra kittens on my behalf this morning, would ya FMC? I just don't seem to be able to muster up the strength to do it myself. Something about the rain, about it being ONLY Wednesday, etc. I'll owe ya.

6:59 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

They're easily dislikable, ut for you Bonnie B, I'll even add marmalade kittens to the mix.

Morgor, naked and dipped in honey first, right?

Medbh, of course they are, they need a solid slap, some of them.

7:09 p.m.  
Blogger laughykate said...

Along with the extra kittens, could you hurl some serious bitchslaps their way from me?

7:59 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I'd be delighted! I'll even put on my good slappin' gloves, made from finest calf skin for extra Petaesque anguish.

8:36 p.m.  
Blogger Manuel said...

yer man in that photo seems to be loving his robes a little too much for my likening.....assholes.....I'm gonna get two dogs now just to really piss them off.....might eat one of them too......*






*probably wont....

11:59 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

mmmhotdogs.

10:55 a.m.  
Anonymous Firebird said...

PETA are a whole bunch of delusional nit-wits trying to force their rediculous lifestyles on us even many vegans see them as crazy and stupid

5:31 p.m.  
Anonymous Roberts said...

Price or value? Which equates to a good sum of money even if you just consistently make 500 pips a month. Of course, make sure there is amount decided beforehand of ownership against your $1,000. Don't liquidate any of your mutual fund shares to pay your child's medical bills.

11:32 a.m.  
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