Thursday, April 03, 2008

A Dental breakthrough of much importance.

Oh science, where oh where would we be without you? Who can say? When you and the engineers get together happiness is possible, glee is possible lots of things are possible- look at the Apple Mac! Look at ipods, but but I NEVER thought science meant this might be possible.
Could you imagine it chumlies? No more dental nightmares. No more fleeing the surgery even though it's the third appointment you've made and you still haven't had that filling. No more root canal. No more cold sweats when you brush your teeth, wondering was that a bit sensitive and does that mean you need a filling. No more talking like Rocky, no more having folk drive you home while you dribble down your front. No more drills, no more trying to keep your tongue curled over to one side of your mouth while nasty tasting bits of whatever fly around your mouth. No more rinse. No more cross dentist and lectures. No more needles. ESPECIALLY no more needles.
Why it's like reading about Uptopia. A magical tooth growing Utopia.

And speaking about fear and loathing of all things white and clinical, I am off to the vets shortly with Puddy. I wonder how long it will take science to come up with a laser of some kind that you can just point at your cat and zap, her ears are spotless? I am sure there are other pressing matters, curing cancer and fighting superbugs, but this morning that would be good.

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