Thursday, April 03, 2008

A Dental breakthrough of much importance.

Oh science, where oh where would we be without you? Who can say? When you and the engineers get together happiness is possible, glee is possible lots of things are possible- look at the Apple Mac! Look at ipods, but but I NEVER thought science meant this might be possible.
Could you imagine it chumlies? No more dental nightmares. No more fleeing the surgery even though it's the third appointment you've made and you still haven't had that filling. No more root canal. No more cold sweats when you brush your teeth, wondering was that a bit sensitive and does that mean you need a filling. No more talking like Rocky, no more having folk drive you home while you dribble down your front. No more drills, no more trying to keep your tongue curled over to one side of your mouth while nasty tasting bits of whatever fly around your mouth. No more rinse. No more cross dentist and lectures. No more needles. ESPECIALLY no more needles.
Why it's like reading about Uptopia. A magical tooth growing Utopia.

And speaking about fear and loathing of all things white and clinical, I am off to the vets shortly with Puddy. I wonder how long it will take science to come up with a laser of some kind that you can just point at your cat and zap, her ears are spotless? I am sure there are other pressing matters, curing cancer and fighting superbugs, but this morning that would be good.



Blogger Conan Drumm said...

What, is Puds neglecting her ear washing? Or is she a mite mitey? Does she like butter? If she do, try rubbing a tincture of buerre inside her ear... she may spend hours washing them out. Or not.

10:08 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Different type of cleaning Conan, it's s deep inner canal clean and a check for cancerous growths, she's got to be knocked out to do it.
Good lord, on the way back I heard Brenda Power tell a caller she thought Brian Cowen was an attractive man with 'a touch of JOhn Travolta about him'. IS there no depths that woman will stoop to stir.

11:07 a.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Now, you know how I feel about Brenda. I'm sure she just wants him to address her... em... microphone.

Hope Puds gets an all clear.

11:16 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Thanks Conan, I'll find out after lunch.

Brian Cowen though...

11:19 a.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Yeah, if he was ginger he'd be a love god, right?

11:20 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

YOu know, I'm slightly flummoxed there, I mean I DO love the ginger, but then there is those lips and the lack of any visible neck.
I'll have to think about that one. Leave it with me.

11:31 a.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

Good luck to Puddy! Poor thing - can't be fun to get knocked out and have people twatting around in your ear canals. I wonder if cats appreciate the necessity or if they think it's just cruelty...either way, you're a good kitteh mommeh.

12:20 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I'm a broke Kitteh Mommeh. Plus my ears are still ringing from car alarm Puddy all the way there. She's not one for the travel box.
I'm not sure she appreciates it, but she does get a good deal of relief from having them cleaned, so it's worth it. Plus I need to keep on top of them in case of any cancer return.

12:31 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Poor Puddy. It's a shame she can't have some kitteh valium for the car trip. Cats are too dignified to enjoy being caged.
Hope she's well.

1:53 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Thanks, just got a call she's awake and quacking up a storm. I'll fetch her later and soothe her troubled belly with cooked ham and milk.

2:16 p.m.  
Anonymous Sam, Problemchildbride said...

How doth the little puddy-cat?

6:20 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

She's not falling down, she's full of ham and unconscious in the chair behind me, I can hear her snoring from here, so I'm going to go with good.
How are YOU doing?

7:08 p.m.  
Anonymous laughykate said...

I've just spent two days at a vet's surgery. I have a whole lot more to come. I now know what they do once you hand your loved balls of fluff over to them. I also know why cats get freaked out when they enter vet surgeries. They don't see a vet surgery. They see A HOUSE OF PAIN.

Needless to say the majority of the last few days has been spent on my arse on the floor.

10:16 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Poor old darling. You have my very deepest sympathies and empathies.

10:34 p.m.  
Anonymous Max Drive said...

"laughykate said...

They don't see a vet surgery. They see A HOUSE OF PAIN."

I once took my cat to a vet to be spayed. After they took her in back the receptionist was getting payment info and such from me. She asked a series of questions. She asked me (without batting an eye) if I wanted to pay extra so my cat would have PAIN MEDICATION after the surgery! I recovered my cat immediately with threats of imminent violence and took her to a Vet with some basic humanity.

Glad to hear Puddy is doing well. Sorry for your ears and finances.

7:13 a.m.  
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