posted by fatmammycat at 1:06 p.m.
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion. I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times. Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate. I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
6 Comments:
Woman, you say.
oh twenty, is every piece of hot male ass gay in your book?
FMC, FWIW the reeves wouldn't have appeared at your door With Nano.
Look on the bright side, FMC. Even taking into account your obvious intelligence, your and Keanu's kids would have had IQs below room temperature.
Shut up Twenty, or I shall reveal something terrible about you and Morgan Fairchild
Finn he might have appeared there naked! My present might have dangled from his willy...
Footie-Yes but his dark smoldering looks and my fiery hotness would have meant they wouldn't have any need for brain power-folk would have simply fell down adoringly. Oh Keanu, why?
Im sure that mr reeves will have a higher IQ than your self, he is dyslexic after all, and most dyslexic people are very inteligent.
Wow, thanks for clearing that up.
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