Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Keanu Reeves...

wants to get married! He finally wants to put down roots and settle down with a woman, and this not a few weeks after I already said I would to a different man! OH the tragic timing...dammit to hell.


Blogger Twenty Major said...

Woman, you say.

1:24 p.m.  
Blogger finn said...

oh twenty, is every piece of hot male ass gay in your book?

FMC, FWIW the reeves wouldn't have appeared at your door With Nano.

1:38 p.m.  
Blogger Foot Eater said...

Look on the bright side, FMC. Even taking into account your obvious intelligence, your and Keanu's kids would have had IQs below room temperature.

6:12 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Shut up Twenty, or I shall reveal something terrible about you and Morgan Fairchild
Finn he might have appeared there naked! My present might have dangled from his willy...
Footie-Yes but his dark smoldering looks and my fiery hotness would have meant they wouldn't have any need for brain power-folk would have simply fell down adoringly. Oh Keanu, why?

8:37 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im sure that mr reeves will have a higher IQ than your self, he is dyslexic after all, and most dyslexic people are very inteligent.

12:00 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Wow, thanks for clearing that up.

1:11 p.m.  

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