Thursday, November 09, 2006

They're flyin' low captain.

Did anyone see the TV3 news last night? A man has taken a doctor to the high court because he claims he suffered some pain in his testicles after his vasectomy. He says the doctor did not fully discuss all the side affects with him and his good lady wife. The docter refutes this. He did however mention that there would be very little pain after 'the initial prick'.
I'd say the initial prick was the problem in this case.

Speaking of pricks, I was most heartened to read that Kevin Federline is going to fight Britney for the custody of two of his four children, the two he has with her that is. The two he had with his former girlfriend Shar Jackson- you know, the heavily pregnant gal he left so that he could take up with Mizz Spears- are not going to be fought over.
Clearly money has nothing to do with this whatsoever and we were all wrong to have every doubted a hair on his previously corn-rowed head.


Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Balls, speaking as a man.

Kev Federline... what a guy, please tell me his real name is John Waters.

12:04 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Fuck Conan, I ain't even touching that one wearing surgical gloves.

12:07 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

:) gotcha!!

12:14 p.m.  
Blogger Fat Sparrow said...

Neither one of them should be allowed to have children. They should both be shot, and the children put up for adoption. Best thing all around.

12:42 p.m.  
Blogger P1P said...

They do it on TV too! He's clearly scum and he's not ashamed of it in the slightest. Youhave to hand ti to him if you don't he'll take you to court for it.

1:50 p.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Fat Sparrow is right! Apart from the shooting bit.
Maybe Madonna would adopt them.

1:57 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I'd let her adopt me.

2:31 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, she was always a bright girl...

2:43 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

I think she has a a stonkin' big pre-nup, but it will be interesting to see just how vicious this will get. When you consider something as shameless and vile as Kevin Federline it's gotta be gloves off.

5:35 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

See? People like that do more damage to the institution of marriage than any gays I know. Twats.

5:44 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Damn straight. I have never understood why being gay and wanting to be married 'attacks the institute of marriage' anyway. What difference does it make to me and thee if two gay folk want to get married? More power to 'em.
Hollywood attacks the marriage institution! Reese, Britney, Denise Heather, Brad Jennifer, Drew, Chris Rock, Kate Hudson...sheet, the list is endless.

5:53 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

'Zactly. If my marriage is suddenly 'less holy' because a couple of gals or guys I don't even know jump over a broom somewhere...then my marriage was in huge trouble to begin with.

"Holy." What a load of old shite.

3:19 a.m.  
Blogger Face said...

Gross. I just watched K-Fed's music video 'Lose Control' on You-tube.
He looks to me like the horriblest sort of man.
It would be good if Britnet would take up with Madonna.
She needs to go out with someone tough enough to scare off K-Fed, and who will be a good influence on their (doomed) sons.

3:38 a.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

You would have laughed yourself into a hernia if you'd heard his 'Ladies I am a free man!' speech. Free? End of the cash cow more like.

11:45 a.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Yes, it's John and Sinead all over again... only this time it's sacra-mental.

2:33 p.m.  
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