It's wrong to fancy Jesus, isn't it. I mean, it is wrong, right? There's probably a special place in hell for people like me. But, you know what? I don't believe that was the real Lord. Robert Powell is the real Jesus.
I'm a bouncy, opinionated, messy haired marathon running (!) bibliophile. I wear high heels and have delightful ankles. I'm a devoted drinker. I want a French Bulldog puppy whom I shall call Batman and dress in capes on occasion.
I would also like a pug, whom I shall name Mister Woo. He can remain capeless, but I will make sure he wears a diamante collar at all times.
Both dogs will submit to repeated snorgling and high pitched squeals that only a dolphin would normally tolerate.
I hate Reiki/psychics/mystics/frauds with all my liver. Also, I'm firmly against Jazz and poetry/poems/pomes/ peoms or any of that stuff. I believe in the healing power of ginger.
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Flipping work and it's flipping blockage of flipping video. Curses!
May the fourth be with you.
I know it's terrible, but I can't help myself.
Gaaaaah. Unnecessary apostrophe's really piss' me off.
"judas this isn't a game! you tell me where those bombs are at."
jesus, your grammar SUCKS.
I particularly liked , 'You remember me now Peter? You remember now?'
And hey, de son o god can do whut he like wit prepositions, tru dat.
Yep. Off you go. Straight to hell. Do not pass Golgotha. Do not collect 200 shekels.
I've a 'Get out of hell, free' card if you want to swap for two houses and a hotel in Roscommon.
Roscommon!? Suddenly hell doesn't seem so bad. At least it's warm.
Truly a beautiful way to start a Friday, Cat!
I think Jesus would have loved velcro sandals.
I believe he would have. I would gladly trade him if he'd reveal the recipe to turning water to wine/ rum.
It's wrong to fancy Jesus, isn't it. I mean, it is wrong, right? There's probably a special place in hell for people like me. But, you know what? I don't believe that was the real Lord. Robert Powell is the real Jesus.
Oh wait now, wait now, I thought Jesus was Jim Caviezel?
And yes, you're coming to hell with me. Satan said he'd send a town car.
Hahahahahahaha, we are going to hell now
Don't even think about doing a version of this featuring Mohammed.
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