Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Keira Knightly flogs Atonement in Venice. Scares Fatcats.

Now, I know she gets hella angry if anyone suggest she might not eat a lot, so I"m going to be super careful here lest she arrive and batter me with her jaw bone. But really, could she have picked any less flattering a dress? She looks like Miss Havisham.
And in slightly related news I"m reading Atonement right this second, how serendipitous is that?



Blogger Conan Drumm said...

She looks as if she's auditioning for the next Dracula adaptation. Find a pic of her in Bend it like Beckham and post it up to compare. The movie biz is eating her alive, literally.

11:30 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is pretty and seems relatively normal, I liked the interview in the Sunday's Independent.

12:00 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Didn't see it, the dress is still yack.

12:37 p.m.  
Anonymous Primal Sneeze said...

That's one of those American dresses - one yank and it's off.

1:04 p.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Maybe she's got a worm.

2:25 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Look like a shroud, really.
I'm guessing she's on one meal a day. I saw Marcia Cross interviewed around 2 years ago and she said that she has a weird job because she gets paid to not eat and that women in the industry all lived on yogurt and granola bars. Ditto for KK.

2:43 p.m.  
Anonymous gimmeaminute said...

I could happily live on yoghurt and granola bars.

If they were chocolate yoghurts. And chocolate granola bars.

3:16 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

She always looks like she could do with a lick of a wash cloth to me, and a brush through her hair, and a sandwich, maybe some yorkshire pudding with gravy...and mushy peas.

4:01 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Anorectic hair is completely lifeless. You need pancakes, not panthene, to bring it back to life.

4:14 p.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

I'm a big fan - I think she looks utterly gorgeous, ethereally beautiful, angelic etc. and I love the wispy dress! Wish I had those liquid dark haunted eyes.

4:34 p.m.  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

Never seen the attraction of female bodies that look like pubescent boys. But that's just me.

4:37 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

That's sunken darling, not haunted.
Kim, me neither.
Conan, mmmmpancakes and syrup. I've just had the dryest chicken imaginable. Really.

4:43 p.m.  
Anonymous Nonny said...

Shebah I am in agreement I like her, she seems quite respectable, you don’t see her getting her tits out for the lads and the likes. A more traditional actress and that can’t be a bad thing. FMC jealously gets you everywhere so press on.

5:03 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

But she was totally naked on the cover of Vanity Fair. Anyway each to their own, I heard she was terrific in Atonement, so doff doff.

5:12 p.m.  
Anonymous Nonny said...

OMG that was for charity, you had better get yourself a nice mini and some red shoes, your going to hell little missy! Look at her preparing for that even without make up she is fabulous!

5:42 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

....hmmmm, I have the red shoes....

6:16 p.m.  

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