Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Keira Knightly flogs Atonement in Venice. Scares Fatcats.



Now, I know she gets hella angry if anyone suggest she might not eat a lot, so I"m going to be super careful here lest she arrive and batter me with her jaw bone. But really, could she have picked any less flattering a dress? She looks like Miss Havisham.
And in slightly related news I"m reading Atonement right this second, how serendipitous is that?

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Blogger Conan Drumm said...

She looks as if she's auditioning for the next Dracula adaptation. Find a pic of her in Bend it like Beckham and post it up to compare. The movie biz is eating her alive, literally.

11:30 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is pretty and seems relatively normal, I liked the interview in the Sunday's Independent.

12:00 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Didn't see it, the dress is still yack.

12:37 p.m.  
Anonymous Primal Sneeze said...

That's one of those American dresses - one yank and it's off.

1:04 p.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Maybe she's got a worm.

2:25 p.m.  
Blogger Medbh said...

Look like a shroud, really.
I'm guessing she's on one meal a day. I saw Marcia Cross interviewed around 2 years ago and she said that she has a weird job because she gets paid to not eat and that women in the industry all lived on yogurt and granola bars. Ditto for KK.

2:43 p.m.  
Anonymous gimmeaminute said...

I could happily live on yoghurt and granola bars.

If they were chocolate yoghurts. And chocolate granola bars.

3:16 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

She always looks like she could do with a lick of a wash cloth to me, and a brush through her hair, and a sandwich, maybe some yorkshire pudding with gravy...and mushy peas.

4:01 p.m.  
Blogger Conan Drumm said...

Anorectic hair is completely lifeless. You need pancakes, not panthene, to bring it back to life.

4:14 p.m.  
Anonymous Shebah said...

I'm a big fan - I think she looks utterly gorgeous, ethereally beautiful, angelic etc. and I love the wispy dress! Wish I had those liquid dark haunted eyes.

4:34 p.m.  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

Never seen the attraction of female bodies that look like pubescent boys. But that's just me.

4:37 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

That's sunken darling, not haunted.
Kim, me neither.
Conan, mmmmpancakes and syrup. I've just had the dryest chicken imaginable. Really.

4:43 p.m.  
Anonymous Nonny said...

Shebah I am in agreement I like her, she seems quite respectable, you don’t see her getting her tits out for the lads and the likes. A more traditional actress and that can’t be a bad thing. FMC jealously gets you everywhere so press on.

5:03 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

But she was totally naked on the cover of Vanity Fair. Anyway each to their own, I heard she was terrific in Atonement, so doff doff.

5:12 p.m.  
Anonymous Nonny said...

OMG that was for charity, you had better get yourself a nice mini and some red shoes, your going to hell little missy! Look at her preparing for that even without make up she is fabulous!

http://www.vanityfair.com/fame/features/video/2006/03/keira_video200603

5:42 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

....hmmmm, I have the red shoes....

6:16 p.m.  

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